Fools and Abbreviations and Smileys!

Memories and not just memories but good memories are the best things for one to have and reminicse about at times!Atleast everyother fool has one and at times when you are daydreaming you go through one or the other.I had my fair share the other day when i remembered my first day in school.That is what everyother fool in town doesnt want to talk about,but anyhow even if you are in your last sem for your Phd or masters or wathever it is there was this first day in school.Mine wasn't really eventful as much as i can remember but i know i cried and cried until i had to go and fetch my mum from class since i joined the school where she was a teacher and literally demanded that she takes me home and give me tea to my suprise today she obliged and yes since i am the last born what wouldn't i get anyway!

Some how this day has marked a very significant part of my life coz its the day i started learning all the shiznit in my head ,but anyway i wasnt having this in mind when i lay down to blog but fools talk n talk but i will keep this brief!Since i learnt about blogging thro some chatroom that got all the fools you may want to know and those you may not want to,i encountered some hard lessons that i believe so many others have ,but wouldn't rather talk about them openly but i find them rather good and a good passtime to remember and laugh inwardly!

Once in a chatroom there is this typing adrenaline pumping since one wants to catch up with the pace of the conversation!So there comes the modernity of it or should i say the chatroom slang .I believe whoever thot of it had in mind the idea of getting to reduce so many words into a simple abbreviation or that sort of stuff!
So there are lots of this abbrevs' that some leave you baffled and in stitches!
I remember my friend Dickson sent me laughing ,when he told me how annoyed he got when in a certain chatroom he was assailed by the 'ASL' message by his other mate.He got infuriated that he showered the other chatmate with a tonne of lashing and other vulgars,coz he felt abused .Then on learning what it actually meant after doing rounds in the office asking what it meant and everyone was laughing at him only to discover that it meant age,sex and location!Damn!Thats anaa fool for you!

Then there was me and Loool,that was this person rolling or what was up,everyother person in the room was looooooooling or was it rolling then i wondered how the whole room was loooling!I gaped for a day or two when anaa friend -whom by the way i feel he expired and i should dispense of him coz he is mteja since our last drink together and a mugging ordeal and all that followed i have never seen him-told me what it meant ati lots of laughter washana naye!I was humbled by my naivity and just tickled inwardly!Then many others followed like Brb,which i was told meant 'be right back'.Wapende wasipende most fools never knew what this meant but i know my friend Sa* will insist she knows what it meant!

By the way its imperative to mention that she also pressured me into how to use those tuvitus that smile or mock you or are they smileys?I bet they are,she used to flood me with them and i had no idea how i could use them or even get them and make fun of them but somehow i had to learn and thanks to her amusing choices .

In a nutshell don't you think its fun venturing and learning the stuff that you thot you should have been knowing only to discover you dint!Then worse still its something small and cheap to learn!You'd be a fool to say or imagine you knew this things but my point is we all become fools for the first time and then learn but if it happens again ...........................................shindwe!Just remember some of this things that you couldn't get right but you now do and i think it will make your day!

The Storm is Over.................Lets Talk Of Something Else!

Now that the referendum is over and the winner known and the looser clearly beaten,what next for the fools and all the hullabaloo there was?To be honest i knew what the refrendum was about but i dint care much to read the units there were in that piece of book but i had expectations some of which i had spoken of herein!So weighing my options i couldn't help to chirp at what losses and irritations that i had gannered in all this!

To begin with i hate to think this but i certainly have to contend with another round of the same shit from this whorish Mps when they will make another unit for us to read in the name of a proposition in the words of a constitution.So soon they will be on our butts telling us what the hell they think.Then again i thought with the new constitution we should have had our babeskis to have to face a court process to dump us and or even if found cheating on us they would have it rough but oops it dint work!And some other more strigent measures in the same line if they mess with us.damn you have no idea how they mess us up at times!But what do we do for that matter!Stay on and vumilia.......endangered species ,thats what we men are,or are we?

Then again it was a pigment of my imagination that i would inherit my dads knowledge and only if this were possible but you'd be dumb to imagine it could be!At times fools imagine and this no one can stop not even the mps themselves!In the same breath i thot that we could have free booze on holidays,free day out of office after earning and even free everything that you can imagine!But that has come to pass,i wish i were the Ag i would have drafted something pretty that every fool would have gone for!

In a nutshell most fools had great if not high expectations from this document but that has not been the case and so any fool intending to talk to me shouldn't bring that topic anywhere near my ears coz ma stand is as was where was basis!I dont wanna listen to all that post loose analysis that most fools have been talking about.I remember some others tearing into each other in other forums especially chatrooms and you could even think they were being paid i wonder what they will have to say!So lets do something else now and move on fools.We need to cut the idle talk there was before this shiznit cameup and move ahead-work-and why dont we even busy ourselves with something like christmas or even new year!Damn.................................!

Of fools & Ownerships.....................Stop it Fools!

Somethings just amaze me and send me cogitating my mind into daydreaming and all the lousy imaginations that come with it!Dont you find it rather amazing that someone can just come into your life and suddenly domineer you into some lousy kind of your own self!Just imagine hooking up with that dream guy or chromeski or anyone there about and suddenly this person performs a coup de tat on you,he or she wants to own you,lease you or such kind of shiznit that doesn't really add up to anything sensible!

I have been a victim,guess because am a fool or maybe something else of that sort.I wasn't exactly able to tell who the fool was here but there is this chikski i met a while ago and all was fine till four or so months ago and all went haywire or whatever the word is.Suddenly after exchanging all the vows there should be in a relationship or plainly put ,after setting the rules of the game and after i was told ati you know i have my principles - i wonder which chromeski doesnt have principles coz all of them say they do, but you get to know or see none-we started playing the game.The suddenly she started owning me.When she calls my office and doesnt find me in,she reaches me on my mobile booth only to ask me where are?What are you doing?When i say i am working outside she still wants to know what i am doing i wonder she wants a breakdown of what i am doing.daaaaamn...........i wondered wether i was bought without my knowledge.I mean what business does a chromeski have demanding to know what ur doing and she now thinks she is married to you so as to commandeer you around in whichever way she feels and more often than not she doesn't have anything new to tell you about just the same old stuff!Your guess is as good as mine ,i had to pull out and declare a romantic state of emergency!So as for now my firewall is tight around ma heart and no one is going penetrate so easily and its also coupled by a romantic anti-virus thats good enough,thanks to the failure of the new katiba that i hoped could solve my puzzle with chromeskis!

But that said,it doesn't mean that jamaaz have any niceties to write home about either.They also have their portion of foolishness that just wont go away.When they ,i dont know but they behave as if they have given their brains some leave off duty.I wonder why some guyz send their thought process on leave then they feel they own their chromeskis.For the chromeskis that think when ur jamaa refuses that you dont go out with buddies or wants you to seek permission to even go for a leak..... ati he loves you ur fools!That sort of jamaa has no business being in ur heart,just put on ur firewall if you have one and show him the door.Coz he wants to own you like an accessory that he can use like he'd want and he's just fooling about with you.I mean personal liberties should be there and should be seen to prevail at all times.Ati when you wanna go pooophoing ati he or she asks you where ur going....rubbish!

So for the fools when you notice he or she wants to posses you or the other way,quickly dispense with that person soonest possible coz he/she is not the right person for you!

Avoid some reckless control like a cancer or else you will have not ur peace but some modern day romantic bondage that is irritating.So there you go ,just but the fools'concern!

Reliving the kid life......................just in a dream!

Yesterday i had a funny dream that confused me almost the whole of today!Dreams, always have ideas that i always do not entertain in my thoughts when i am doing anything whatever it is i may have dreamt of or about.But this particular one caught me pants down!Firstly i forgot and overslept ,then after waking up and doing everything in a huff i headed to the bus stand only to realise i had forgotten my wallet and then ran back and picked it.Then proceeded to the stand again only to discover again i had forgotten my phone and office keys, and tell you what,i went back and decided to sleep afresh coz this was madness and i wasn't able to tell what i had forgotten again so i slept on till mid – day and then strolled into the office pretending not feeling so well!The whole office was like......where the hell has he been and what does he think he is and i was like a fool of course!Looool.

For the bright fools you know what this dream was all about!It was a kid dream that really amazed me!Just imagine dreaming that you were still age six upwards to ten.I was amazed driving those juggernauts of cars that we used to mold and drive around making noises of some cars that barely existed.I saw myself drive and beat all my other opponents in some imaginary race just like the shakah Mettah of the time those days when safari rally was what it was.Then at some point i got bored and we started making some ugali using soil and you know what..........U*.How times fly by?My dream would have been incomplete without cha baba na mama!What sort of game was that honestly?We must have been crazy or something like that,i mean try to play the same game today with the same person and you will see what happens!

After waking up i started putting my dream together and i was flabbergasted at what childhood really meant and what it was all about in those days!Given an option i would opt for the kid thingy coz you had a blanket cheque to do things like you wanted.No wonder what we live today is what our forefathers dreamed of and we dream to live what they lived!just imagine you could walk naked the whole the whole day,you could be bought whatever you wanted ,eat what you pleased and even decline to all together,what a life it was?The kids of these days have no idea of what childhood was for their mothers and fathers.One amazing thing that tickles me at the thought of it is a case where, a chromeski that one has been dreaming to date was once someones wife during the cha baba na mama game..... how funny!But right now she is prize that one has to work for!I wish i was we were kids for even a day ,i would rule the world!Coz with my knowledge from adulthood ,i would call for elections in the neighbourhood and get all the kids would vote for me then i rule them!

I dont know but this was a dream that got me reminiscing of our times ,and i wouldn't help the kind of nostalgic feeling that engulfed my feelings ,just imagine the Nyayo milk that we used to drink for free even though it wasn't that free economically speaking.Then we could cut those packets of milk into solitaire like cards and play as we headed home by the roadside!But i guess for the fools that were being dropped and picked and or had the softy life this is not your kind of dream coz for some of us even putting on shoes was a luxury and you were viewed to be rich and hence ostracized from the rest.

So now you know what kind of dream i had ,have your pick whichever way you please but that was mine and sometimes fools also dream!

John and the four fools...................

Being what i have been,it took me a while to put together what a certain song meant and when i did i couldn't tell anyone about it but just marveled at my foolishness!This is a true story by the way.There is a office next to one of my bosse's endless ventures that has got me laughing and much more laughing.I was sitted on the loo and right in front of me was this very common baboon that hangs on every other toilet door, that keeps telling you to do something as if boarding on the loo is nothing.I guess it hates those kind of jamaaz that stay in the loo for long as if they pay rent for the loo!

I decided to ignore it but it couldnt get off my face with its scary face and i decided to do something!Think and think and even think more!Then this office next door came into mine.For purposes of anonymity we will use or rather i will use office A as my boss' office and B for the other office!In office A there are two fools and two in office B.The fools in office B are chromeskis and obviously the ones in B are bachelors to call them the least!Now in B there is Joan and there is Sandra.Sandra is madly in love with chris in office A and Joan is also in love with Collins in A!Now this group of fools have done lunch coffee and what not not in the last two or so weeks and lines ahve been drawn out and then something strange happened!

Sandra started seeing things diffrently i dont know wether it was spritual,emotional or stupid all together!Sandra switched feelings from chris to another bachelor who isnt a fool kind of and now chris is feels like he is in a quagmire of sorts!Chris feels sweet and superb at chromeskis but this time he was caught pants down!He is the kind of guy that feels every other chromeski wants to bed him and he is the type i love to hate!Unfortunately for Sandra This other guy he switched feelings to is not intrested to play ball with her!Joan & Co are romantically tight!

After hard toughts back and forth i started asking mi self quizez that only fools can answer!This two affairs were instigated or intiated if you like by the fools from office B!Are chromeskis badly in need of John or what is the world coming to?Secondly sandra hasn't even expressed her feelings to her switch and it makes me wonder when will chromeskis go for what they want?Why cant she match up to this jamaa and tell him her heart and get the response there and then!Finally why is John so unfair!he drives p'ple crazy or wathever!i dont know but someone maybe tell me ,maybe i am seeing things diffrently!But me thinks John is unfair!