Hey Ayaaamu backa.For a moment one would think i blog annually coz i just realised the last time i was here was around the same time last year.Funny still i always give more or less the same excuses for not blogging as frequently as i ought to.But many readers would agree that when i was was i, i would blog more often infact sometimes i would manage two blogs.Like the title says this is is it,this is the real me now!I promise that i will be posting atleast once a week and you can take that to the bank as collateral.Lol
Now now, so many changes have grown up in me.Firstly am almost doing a year without the services of a bar maid.In other words i quit the bottle.But hey am suffering,since i quit i dont get the info like it used to flow around when i was boozing,it takes days before it reaches me and am mad about this but either way it reaches me.One would ask me why i quit and am going to give three reasons.Before i do so let me say,that i discovered that there is absolutely no reason for the reckless drinking that we sometimes engage in.I realised we only create excuses to drink our selves silly.Ati stress,joblessness and we all like to preview our funerals co zthe full form of FUN is actually funeral period.So in like abc booz ruined my health,ruined any meaningful relationships i had from clients right into my family members and am not telling you about finances.Right now even if am not a success story,atleast i have peace within me.Somebody say amen.......
Another change that i am undergoing and this is ongoing,i am very very seriously looking for a wife,any ladies out there that are burning to settle down?Hahahahaaaaa damn i envy folks i see driving around with their families with stress tucked beneath, but boy aint they admirable?In short i need a family with an odd number as the total of the kids.Stress zote za familia na zikuje,with or without money niko tayari kupambana nazo anyone thinks otherwise go and sit on a pin.hahahhahaaa just being mean,never mind.
Finally, i discovered that we actually dont have friends!What we have are some mongrels masquarading as friends.Friends only when you buy but enemies beneath.I will elaborate someday prolly in the next post.Nevertheless i have now decided to be choosy in my associations from noow henceforth.
Hey i gotta run.Internet this end of the world comes at the cost ofyour leg and your arm put together.I gotta go and place an advert in the classified section for a wife.Bye Whatever you do Have a nice one folks!
