Friday, December 16, 2005

Youths are So cold......................!

I am not a fan of reggae music but neither am i a rebel to it but since i collect music of all kinds so long as it makes and got rythm i usually listen to it!So lately there is a sensational artist who goes by the name Richie Spice!There is this particular track he has done that is titled Youths are so cold!He at some point asks himself if ''education is the key ,why do the bigger fish make it hard to get''.My friend Sa* and i laughed off some line i got all wrong in some award winning song that was done a while ago but nevertheless i listen on to grasp what some of this musicians have to pass on to us and apparently Richie Spice is one such artist!

So jana as i was whiling my ass away at my local this track came up and since i like sitting alone and pretend to be thinking hard,unless someone joins me that i know n apprecaite!So the music was booming or wathever the word is!The girls were zooming like wasps all over the place as if to confirm my recent worry about who they maybe!Then i decided to do my arm chair research!So one thing struck me worried,my friend Doc calls this girls politicians coz they are swayed with numbers just like politicians.So there is this seemingly cute lady who you wonder what business she beckoning men in pubs who otherwise should be somebody decent enough to attract a suitor of a high callibre.So there she and i gathered she is called Njoki
and she is very pregnant she is on some tough liquor ,accompanied by lots of heavy puffs of ciggarettes!
There was Njoki and there was also this old client of hers who doesn't seem to understand that in that line of business there is no attachment !So he was pressuring her for something i dont understand coz Njoki is already paged and not long before she does the trick!

So now i was agape and in shock n awe!Not long ago my other brother was doing some research foe his thesis and he concluded that poverty was the major contributor to environmental degradation!I wouldn't object to his conclusion coz everything was straight forward in his arguement.So i too had to conclude that poverty is key in mental degradation!Coz what the heck could drive njoki into a pub while very pregnant!Though fine i understand her predicament n that is that she is paged with no money,no emotional support and what not!But why would she peddle herself unsecure or unprotected?

There is also another arguement that there cant be presumed to be rich people if there aint the poor.Then this brings me to some other arguement of extremes that also baffles me.For the rich they leave lavishly and spend in a manner so likely to be called stupid!Then for the poor they do despicable things to earn in which to the rich are stupid.I dont know but i mean taking a look at what is happening gets you mind boggling realities and predicaments at the same time!Whats the world getting to?There you are unalipiwa fees , or maybe ur studying abroad for free but aint learning or are skiving classes!Or maybe you have a job but are not taking taking it seriously.Me thinks we youth are most or worst hit with this poverty thingy that we have resolved into desperation.coldness we behave like our minds are on leave or something like that!So while you have the chance do something worth it!If you have been inside a class do things in a manner likely to suggest so or that you have been inside some class and that there is something between your ears a brain that is!Lets not waste ourselves!Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah life can be unfair!Anyway i pray the youth liven up n stop being cold!

Sunday, December 11, 2005

So Just who are they......................?



I am ranting with zeal and lots of it!I certainly have a string of frusturations if they are not about this,its about that,but then again most of this are neither here nor there!My inbox has lots of mail from my friends and irritants alike.What annoys me is that most of this mail is forwarded material not a clean n neatly composed mail.I wonder wether there is a new carrier in forwarding mail,coz such mail comes with astring of addresses of people you dont know and it takes about a page or two then something like -note forwarded mail attached-i just cant help myself.The catch is that most of the senders are my buddies and i cant block them or mark them as spam. So is life and i cant re -invent the wheel.

As if thats not enough,this doctors,Physicians and so on;who tells them that people dont fall ill on sunday?I was frantically looking for one and all of them were closed.Is it in their proffession that we cant fall ill on sunday?Aaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiii washindwe.But that isn't all of my frusturations-what is ,is that lately and since school has been closed there is lots of human traffic in town.So naturally since the festive season is setting in that is bound to be the case!But wait a minute.........something is amiss somewhere!

I always leave office late and then stroll my way to the terminus and hike my mat home.But in all this as i always stroll i encounter this twilight girls on my trajectory and since i dont buy what they offer or sell ,i usually press ahead as if they were not there.But i have realised something that put me in shock and awe!Their numbers have been swelling since schools closed.This as kept me wondering is it the school girls that do this bussiness of hawking pleasures in exchange for money or who are they?I am at pains to imagine its the school girls doing this now that schools have closed.What is more perturbing is the likely age bracket they look like they belong to!Most look barely out of their teens and pretty young if you like!i have tried to ask my buddies what they think coz am a fool i have to seek opinion and after all even the president consults.They concur the number has increased but they cant exactly point towards my thinking and i have given up.

However i have heard of such stories that this hookers are like the wild animals in the mara that migrate during seasons only that for the hookers its motivated by colour!Apparently when they know that farmers have earned bonuses from say their tea crop in kericho,kiambu or there about they usually move there and suck those farmers dry.They could move from as far as here to Kitale when the sale of maize has just began and do their thing there.But in my case there isn't such motivation since this is a town and if anything they have nothing to bring them here.So it gives me the blanket cheque to conclude this are just school girls and leaves me wondering what the heck.......................?

Honestly life can be unfair at times!If we close school and that i head straight into such business,then something is wrong.Someone tell us what we can do.Albeit,i was told of one lady that did that and studying at the same time.She was a single mother and she had been thrown out of home and Godforbid this action by our parents-its barbaric and outrageous and again shame on us who cant be responsible for the work that our johnies did.I mean you just flash ur johnie here n there then abscond in picking the results!Tushindweeeeeeeeee!
Anyway she went ahead and hired a househelp to tend to her baby, then she went back to school and so she could just come back from school and straight away change from her uniform and into the desired dress code then hit the streets and do her trade till say one or there about then come and sleep and at around five in the morning she wakes up to attend the morning preps!Just imagine such a life?So she was paying her fees ,rent and upkeep from the same trade!I am told she proceeded on to get good grades and she is a nurse am told.
Apparently not all this hookers are dumb coz atleast this one new what she wanted in life and she proceeded to have it and quit the trade all together.Arent those blessings,and sometimes we defy theory and say the end justifies the means!So just who are these girls am seeing?Uh i give up but i will find out once schools re-open then i will know they are if the numbers decrease in town.Have a foolish day!

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Shopping for Experience................any Ideas?

My friend Vinicent recently got a job after a long stint on the street with brown envelopes and always having to contend with only a plate of french fries for lunch daily never mind he always trekked to town to jobhunt!
So finally the treks had come to fruition and he had gotten a job.The worst part was yet to come,Vini as we always refer him to,had no experience atleast according to his would be employer.So Vini was to be kept on an evaluation for a month or so but salaried so there wasnt much worry but nevertheless he was confirmed and he now sits comfy on his office chair.Apparently he is a good performer and his employer is glad to have him on board.

That was Vini' and now there is the common us that hunt for jobs but once your employer sees a recent date on your papers that you recently fetched from your college.So the employer implores to you as suitable for employment but lacking in experience!So you wonder where the heck do this employers expect us to get experience when they dont want us to gain it from them?I thought the new constitution could have opened up this caveats and given us better terms and hence gainful encounters in our quest to seek employment!

Nonetheless those are employers in their own world and i am still trying to come into terms to a story i was eavesdropping in the club the other day!Apparently this guyz were some Kyuks who were chatting in their sapere seriously and since i can throw in a line or two in kyuk i could virtually follow their talk.But wait a minute!All the beautiful chromez in town are not intrested at all in boyz their age ,and if they do its treated as an isolation or well sampled its regarded as a rare occurence all together.as it has come to fold this chromeskis are out to get some tumbuyus who are seldom liquid and mobile whom am told have hit the jackpot and their slogan is WWW and if you are waiting for a site address you are a fool!This am told means Women Wine Wheels!They are always there and dont have to seek employment in someones heart.This young chromeskis that we are told to vuta pumzi for have their eyes all set onthis tumzees.When reached for comment this chromeskis say they are after experience which we the yankees allegedly lack!I am not sure what sort of experience they require but in retrospect the older women are after energy which creates an irony of sorts that really puzzles me!So whereas i thought everything was to be propotionet ''excuse my spelling'' as in youth to youth and wazee to wazee' whom i guess should have chilled all together its the other way round ,each group as identified something in the other!

So there we are ,what we fools thought we can have has been denied to us for lack of experience but i am yet to see a seminar or a shop where experience is sold!Damn what the heck is the world coming to?All this gorgeous ladies want wazees!I feel the youth is just killing itself and at the same time fooling itself ,ati youth empowerment rubbish i reckon.This brings me back to the conversation i overheard at the club!So this guyz had come to a resolve to quit chasing this chromeskis or yellow yellows or whatever it is you call'em!Their resolve was a shocker!Ati now they concurred they wont chase these girls,instead they will have their booze,then they head to a majengo of huku!And they were in much more concurence when it came to price.Ati per session it goes for $ 1.6 and you still could get a discount.Ati if you were a regular you could enjoy a credit scheme!That is the sorry state of affairs here in Kenya.I mean what is wrong?They boys are feeling rejected and are seeking alternative means that are not secure.According to them,it was safer having to bed a commercial sex worker than your girlfriend coz she might have slept with a old mzee infected who is now just spreading HIV and after all has finished his shelve life and expired all together .So they argued that the CSW is safe and is more informed than the avarage babe who doesnt think beyond her beauty!

So this conversation really kept me worried and i didn't intend to stay longer but being the fool i am and being a loner i ordered just to listen to this guyz and i won't call them fools coz they were addressing genuine concerns!Since i am having a bad day today i have to dash and get to know what happened to my Bro who was carjacked and shot !This thugz just wont go away!Washindweeeeeeeeeeeee!Think about it and i will fill you in on the final part of this!So if you have ideas where experience is sold i need my copy just let me have the shop and i will give anything to have it!

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Civilising the Watchman,Secretary n The Boss.................

Some carriers are really amazing and baffling all togother.Some deserve to be expunged from the what can be generally sought after as a carrier in our country.Why do i say so? Well in every other organisation you visit and that is of pivotial significance you are bound to meet this three fools namely ;firstly the watchman,secondly the sec then thirdly the boss or whomever you may have wished to see in that office.
So this is what irritates the fool in me!

So you meet the watchman and before he lets you go in he seeks to first know and never mind in detail who you want to see and why.So now i cant help but wonder?So if i have to tell this watchman all that brings or takes me to that organisation or office is there really need to see whomever i was menat to go and see really?Coz if one asks such questions then it means he or she should be in a position to help you.Amazingly they dont help you or solve anything in that regard they proceed instead to make you record the visitors book -never bother thats anaother book that i hate to sign- and especially purpose of visit column.What if i was going to have a quickie with the boss should i write that also as the purpose of my visit?

Then you meet the most dreaded one the secretary!Ma!This is the one who chooses if to let or not let you see the boss!I wonder what happens at this point!This often- ladies are so mean especially if you were a lady visitor they may even turn you away on absolutely no ground to come another time while th boss is indeed in or he is busy story that doesn't wash while they very well just dont want you to see him or her.Reasons maybe you are well dressed than her or him-wonder if we should dress in tatters to go to offices - and maybe if she is a lady she feels threatened especially for those that have this funny affairs with the boss that take place anywhere in the office.I dont know but someone somewhere needs to style up this zombies!Then there is the boss!This is the biggest fool of all coz watchmen only act on his instructions ,so if he were sane enough he shouldn't give such instructions in the first place.

Someone somwhere help civilise this haggards for hells sake coz they really irritate and are an obnoxious encounter in our quest to seek for services from some offices!Washindwe.......................!