Just What n Who is A Friend.................................?

I promised to expound later of what my understanding of a friend i but didn't owing to the fact that my hometown is ablaze with heckling,chants and all sorts of noises that you are likely to hear when you are in the elctioneering period-what with the demise of our member of parliament!Elections are funny back here where you get to see of people you had not even the slightest of ideas they would vie for public office!Sounds funny uh!Its like some f this countries you get to hear of every other world cup tournament and once its over the go safemode or diffrently put they hibernate!Talk of courageous fools and you need no more explanation!

Mmmmmmmmmh i kind of got carried away with the elections but anyway lets get it on!What is a friend?First definition which is academic anyway is -A person other than a family member, spouse or lover whose company one enjoys and towards whom one feels affection!- orA boyfriend or girlfriend!Another plausible academic definition would be An associate who provides assistance or A person with whom you are acquainted!The other could as well be A person who backs something or Used as a form of address when warning someone.

The definitions are endless coz i may go on n on indefinetely!I have been recently studying what friends are but i have been baffled what i have been getting lately!Well i have experiences or an hands on experience with them!I will expound on that in the later stages of the blog but let me categorically state here that there is no such thing as friendship!Whomever we fancy as a friend are some idiots who are the worst kind of a thing one can entertain!Why do i say this,ever had a problem that needed some pooling of efforts and seen who helped you achieve your goal,or overcome you trials and tribulations?Its strangers that always help you and or at times encourage you!Guys that you hardly take seriously or even those that you despise in life!

Let me address this bastards we call friends!I gave you all their descriptons etal!There i no where they have said that it is someone who can help you in time of need!I am not saying either that you must always seek help,but this days as society stands you cant be a master in all trades in that you cant exist predominantly needing no help at anygiven time!Your car could stall and you will need a hand or some sort of assistance at one point or the other!That aside we have come to regard people that saw us through the rainy season as friends while all they did was understand us and gave a hand in anticipation you could understand them as well or some other person not neccesarily them!Whoever understands you as a person is more readily available to you when you are in need than whoever you call a friend!

There is what i call modern day prostitution which unfortunately borders on both men and women alike!Unlike the stereotypical alutions that women are the only prostitutes that nature giveth us we have become all prostitutes!This are guys masquarading as friends of every other who is who in town for favours from you,all they want is use you dump you and start haemoraging all in town about you forggeting how usefull you have been to them and how useless they have been to you!They will come and tell you about your friend harry and go tell harry about you just for favours and i cant help but wonder how else can we or one define prostitution per se!Honestly i shudder at the thought of what i used to regard as friends and the sooner had i realised the better but is never too late for anything goodanyway!And this is the calibre of people we call friends shame on us all!Let me give you the kind of people whom you regard as friends:-

1.That who calls you when he or she knows your payslip went through!
2.That that nags you for drinks and never bothers to buy even water in the pub!
3.That that is stingy even when circumstance demands that he/she should let up!
4.That that tells you about others!
5.That that tells you to spend he/she will reimburse you!
6.That who never declares his/wealth.
7.That that switches clubs without notice and stays or drinks alone when he or she is loaded on some flimsy excuses!


Those are just to mention but afew and in a nutshell friends are like a peron that lend you a umbrella in fair weather only to take it during the rainy season!If you must have one kindly avoid the above types !

Disclaimer:The views expressed herein are solely personal and should not be quoted as refrences or duplicate for use without express authority of Knoppix Inc!Loooool!

End Of The Escapades..........................!

For the last week or so i had my share of episodes that i keep asking myself why they really had to happen to me and or wether i deserved them at all,the later which is almost a glaring reality which i must confront but how i dont know!

For those who care i lost ma phone and all those cards that the goverment,the banks and other instutions force us to stuff in our wallets n handbags and pockets!How is still something of unfathomable magnitude or simply put,of a monumental proportion.Its kind of a fad thing to think about but what can i do!I lost all this when trying to intervene between two brothers who were at war and i cannot since understand how a fool on a noble mission could loose his valuables in a split second.Several trips to the scene of the incident have bore no fruit either!I am left with no option than buy another phone which is difficult coz of the limited resources around!Well i will anyway and for those who care the donations book is still open!I have lost alot of valuable data,phonebook,and serious above all is loss of clients given that you cant only survive in town sitted in your office chair!I have never believed in losing things that matter most in my life especially cash and a phone and neither am i known to loose things sheepishly!Alot of whining and sulking doesnt make matters any better but what can i do than whine anyway!Why wouldn't i if some complain that i aint calling them anymore?

All said and done i believe next time i see some two guys especially brothers at war i wouldn't intervene lest i get my way into more escapades!I have learnt my lesson and even though most guys think am crazy loosing a phone,there is this luck that i always seem to have where i get or always come out stronger and bolder!I believe the lord God is on my side and with the strong prayers from my girlfriend(my mum) 'shame on you if you thought i have a girlfriend' i believe i will finally come out strongest!This year chaos n problems have been part of duels but so what!Nothing seems to make sense anymore in life but we still got to make sense of the already profound nonsense that we have to make do with in life!In a nutshell i believe from tommorrow things will start falling in place and numbers will start adding up!

Guyz i wish you all the best in this week and many happy returns of your toil and attention!I believe no more chaos this week and have a happy n blessed week!

PS:There is no such thing as a friend!A friend is someone you always see daily and who might not help you in need!What we intend to call a friend is something i will tell you in ma next blog!
Ciaoooooooo guyz!

While you Were Away Ladiesssss.................!

Its kind of funny how life can change,so much fast that the fools are ablaze n too slow to catchup!So you were away to see your sick mum or was i told you were on official business duty!Wherever you were doesnt matter but anyway you were away thats the pivotial point here.Anyway i like peeping in the words of Lianna lol......... 'peeping Tom' so i kept peeping over John for you to see he doesn't bang all over here!

Actually he did it!Its amazing that every other nook n cranny of a man in town seeks the services of CSW !So to cut the long story short John and i were seated at this favourite pub of ours and he told me Mercy his wife was away and he really needed a bang badly!I asked him why he wouldn't wait for you to come!He laughed off and said she is a away and i need to change the meal so he opted for a CSW!He calls it window shopping and he started doing it.Since mercy n i are best of buddies i didn't want to be party to his shopping coz she'd say i was the tour guide,feels awakward n mediocre to be accused of sourcing for a bang for somene's husband!So i deviced an excuse n started to slip away from him.Just before i could slip Fred shows up and i ask him what he is doing at the pub, 'stupid question i thought i had asked coz the core business of being in a pub is to merry make,but ooh boy i was wrong he 's also shopping onstensibly coz the girlfriend is out of town and he is been long without a bang!Solution shopping!

Lucky for them there are these chromes who masquarade as hot and independent but they are actually also shopping for men!Roy our acquitance calls them calculattors,realtime thievers!They like free booze and are actually stressful simply and or literaly watchmen on your wallet.Funny thing is they work and earn and so they want to subsidise their earning.So there you go Mercy has been sustituted by a calculator n so is Ann Freds boo!

I have come to learn that so many men and a good percentage of them seek a bang when their wives or boos are out of town!Funny uh?Maybe maybe not.Am not also exactly sure wether they use antivirus tools coz the virus is on air!I'd suggest Norton Bang security(Trust (Reg Tm) ) Mcafee real time Rubber Antivirus coz the kids need you to get somewhere!This thing is gonna clear us n quick and the faster the Americans write a new Realtime Antivirus( cure) the better coz the desire and appetite for Bangs is rising fast! I hope they did coz i slipped off realtime!

So now you know what the fool has been thinking!Me thinks i should cut the blog here!

Hey....................!

Hello guyz!Hope you all are okay!I did it again,i went under for quite along time.I think i owe you all an apology and i pray for your kindness n understanding!At this point in time i presume and or rather my presumption is that you have forgiven me and given me your pardon!Thank you for doin that.

I wasnt exactly meant to blog today but damn what am i doing anyway.You never realise somethings till its too late just like those pastors do during funerals and sermons by telling us they wont take much of our time only to spend it all for lots of noise funny eeh?Anyway so how have you all guyz been doing?I believe great and all of you are in great shape,me too i have been fine and tell you what,i just discovered that problems never end infact the more you have the better coz they help yah get streetwise,damn i have been using lots of slang lately in chats and its taking the toll on me coz i keep on using yah instead of the formal you,really gotten foolish uh?

I really would wish to go on n on but i think its enough and wait one minute,i got a new reader i hope she gets loyal,Achi..................in Britain wherever you diab or is it sianda lol keep reading and thanks for the encouragement i really have to get serious n blog off problems off ma chest.And for those who just came in welcome and hey Ms Kibiti thank you lol !I cant forget sally my buddy in the nordic ,dont dump me we all have our problems but its bad when yours mean that you run away from us.Come back ok......... i hope you will!

Anyway i think this is the worst of writing i have done in a while i gotta go!Bye guyz!