Thinking In The Opposite.........................!

This week hasn’t been my week, I had a very good and seemingly good start off which I have seen dwindle by the day.I have been keeping this leech at my place and have done all in my capacity to help it but it all turned up against me in a strange twist of events.Sometimes one is found in a state of affairs almost in a string of messes that seem all unending and no end in sight in the near by future. I have been hit by an event after the other , problem after another and sooner or later I will have just to chew my shiznit inwardly without uttering any of it.

Some leech I have been hosting for a while now stole from me and am just gaping and he hit me where it hurts most ,precisely under the belt. He took my phone and its my biggest addiction that beats my all other addictions. He also made away with some liquid and some petty stuff that left me baffled , wether I have been having a kleptomaniac with me.Yes I can trace him but that is an exercise in futility and besides to find him around attracts a cost which was totally unprecedented and it would be enormous than what he actually made away with and I have just to do that – sit back and wait for another door – after all some say its life ,coz what choice else have I than struggle on.

Kleptomaniacs aside , I have been avoiding this topic and I cannot do it anymore but its just out curiosity.Gays.I went to this highschool that was what I would call metropolitan .Before our educational system went haywire ,it was somewhat well organized and the quota system in high school admissions was not in play. So vast as our country is you could be admitted to a high school with others from guys from all walks of life tribes included. But all this changed and this days you could end up in a school with only one tribe and perhaps one way of thinking. Back in those days we were purely all mixed up and we had the privilege of sampling a very diverse kind of environment coz we had guys from awide and we got to learn new stuff and new dressing trends and what is cool and what wasn’t and in all that we got sharpened and new all the new tricks to stay afloat at this or that.

But not all the new ideas we learnt were cool after all. There were guys that came from the Coast and Nairobi. Somehow given the urban life from the towns they came from they had in them the gay sort of trends and soon before we could realize homosexuality became rampant and cases of sodomy were not a secret. I was very careful back then not to in way even shake a hand with suspected gay guys. Good thing though our houses of residence aka dorms were all named and those that were known to be active in gay activities were a no go place for me.That aside this morning I was listening to my small tuner and had the presenters talk about an sms they had received from one listener that they have held back for about two days or so without discussing it publicly on air.

There is this lady that somehow I cant remember her name that is about twenty six years old, and was married I should think at twenty one or there about coz she has a kid of about five years. Apparently she has been lesbian since she was eight years old and that is when she learnt her craving for older women and women in general.. She had to separate with the husband when her girlfriend threatened the husband and the man ran for his dear arse. So they have stayed apart and the other day she broke up with her patner in lesbianism apparently after she spotted her patner with another girlfriend..She was upset and she left her girlfriend and rejoined the husband. According to her words she has been remarried for two weeks and she is contemplating a divorce from her husband for another woman she has recently met and admired so she was seeking help on what to do?

Now at this point it dawned on me that maybe lesbianism is the cause most of us have no girlfriends or something just like that. I do understand for a fact that as a man if I met a nice woman and she impressed me and I will seduce her and if I get lucky we could hit the tumultuous road of romance and so on and forth, but what I don’t understand is how a woman would meet another and immediately tell she is also lesbian and fall in love , I also don’t understand the language gays and lesbians use because I have also not seen them brandishing tags to potray they are gay or not . I also don’t understand how I would suddenly and sexually start admiring a man like me. I have heard of such stories like a man that was married and one day went to the airport for a flight that had aborted and somehow came back home only to find his wife with another woman giggling in their matrimonial bed. Its also another story told to me and proven of this woman that married this man and had a kid together but the man developed a habit of texting her with different mobile phone numbers and she became worried. So she asked her lady friend to try and find out if he was cheating on her only for her to discover that he was actually gay and only kept a man company, she chose not to tell the her about her discovery. When the wife decided to call all the numbers the husband had been using to text her she found out they were all men and she immediately discovered he was gay and its becoming a Kenyan trend most guys are seeking help on radio.

I am seeking help so as for me to tell how gay ladies look , I also seek to understand what pleasure there is in same sex relationships? Forget about this rubbish being peddled by activists to legitimize such affairs which I have given a wide berth at times and however liberal I am with some things this just doesn’t proper or near okay with me.I just don’t understand this and I think it’s a perverts dream and its all silly and above all un Godly and should be dismissed with all the contempt it deserves. I mean what and or whom in his or her proper mind crave to lay horizontally with another from the same sex?

I am beginning to develop cold feet towards this girls that are very single atleast in our eyes and have no known affiliation sexually.I have been deluded that its because they see no potential man around but am beginning to think they are all gay. The same is my opinion with all this ladies that always say I went to some party and it was a “girls thingy” I think a good number of them might be lesbianism and again don’t take me out of context it’s a feeling am starting to develop and if you have a reason to discourage me from thinking that way kindly get me informed and in good time before I plant it in my small head.

Damn madness and am done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Snatchers Continued :The Mad Part.......................!

Been a while since i made a post here , but nevertheless my being has been quite tumultous and havent found enough time for even myself .I quit my caling lastweek and been gathering courage to even tell anyone i had done so.I am scavenging for another one but none insight so far.Looks like christmas if ever will begin early for me.Its perpetually foolhardy to be in a calling and you look more or less like you are in none so its better to be in none at all.Anyway that is as far as life can get and who cares anyway!I have been pushing through thick and thin to make sense out of all this rubbish around here and so far so good but somehow a breakthrough shall be found.

I have my personal clients whom i have been helping sort out this or that in my nature of calling.Among this clients are some family of Hindis who to date really amaze me.They are so selfless and just behave like we Africans do.They have this exhuming humility and treat guys like one of their own.Unlike most of them i have worked with before that look at you like, hey dont come back here in the evening to rob me or come and bewitch me.They like at you like a robber, a rapist or even a mug and will serve you Tea with a tin of spent Jam or Bluband or something while they use cups made of gold.They would moul the carpet all over again if you happened to work from their living room or anywhere that there is a carpet.So stingy are most of them that they wouldn't let you work on their Pc from their houses as they had rather setup the desktop Pc from outside their homes,but little do they know we only need whats in their wallets and not their empty world of imagination.

So this particular ones are very prompt even in payments and if they tell you come for payment next year or such and such a day you will just have to wait cause they are such a humble lot and unassuming.So much so that when in town they call you for a drink and this is when you get the chance to dine and wine with who is who in some nice places which in ordinary life wont manage to place your bottoms on,forget about the happy hour which by extension one never gets to think about or be in a position to attend.In a nutshell i am always so humbled by this lot of Asians and i wish all of them would view us in a better way than the current opinion they have of us -dogs - infact.Kenya has been in the news lately for all the wrong things.I also dont understand how the Tanzanian president would sit with George Bush and discuss Kenyan affairs in regard to democracy while Kenya has a high commission next to White house.Talk of reversed roles but as they say the monkey cant see the exit of its filthy stomach but it can wipe the entrance to its stomach.You propably also might have heard of the world coming to an end and it will start ending from Kenya and if you are in Kenya to stay safe you have to be in a Bunker.

Some idiots here and in particular a grouping of like minded fools,read "House Of Yahweh" have been in the news dorning gas masks and huge gogles have been telling us how the world was to end from 12th september and that never happened and typically Kenyan style they needed more time i guess to setup a commission of Inquiry to inquire why it never ended up until 14th October and the world will come to an end.But hey,the goverment has moved in to get them out of the bunkers that they dug and infact which are so poorly constructed that they might cave in anytime.I wont forget also to note a case i was told of in Uganda where a certain guy whom am told was called Kibwetere who prophesised the end of the world and when it failed to come and dont forget this is after he told his followers to sell all their belongings and give the money to the church ,he set them ablaze and dissappeared i have found no one to tell me what his fate is to date.But i thought i was the only confused fool around but ooops we have lots more around.

Back to what was my theme of the sermon.Now this is the tricky part.I spoke about this snatch thingy and gave a case in point that I have been studying and before I proceed there is this teenager that was trying to snatch ooooops trying to make passes on me disregarding the fact that his boyfriend and I are tight buddies and such is something that cannot cross my mind.So I laid her bare and she longer enjoys sittings with us anymore albeit I have taken a backseat in this sittings of ours given my escapades here and there.Its time to retreat and reconsider what options one has before hand.Now this Nick guy I was talking about the other time was at it again and this time telling us how he had decided again that he wont marry the girl anymore and that she has realized the girl is a nag.To me Nick is the kind of guy that boards a train and realizes it’s the wrong one and starts going backwards hoping some section of the coach is still parked and that he can alight while actually the whole train is moving on.How sick can guys get.

We decided to watch from the sides and see what he makes of it coz he is the kind of guy that behaves like he is always at the of the game only to realize his folly not so long away.After getting all upbeat and taking the girl home for introduction to his parents and now he is here again telling us how he has realized the girl is bad and don’t forget he snatched the same girl and gave no damn about it.He lost a friend through the snatch process and now he is yet to loose the catch he snatched,even monkeys don’t switch the trees they are perched on that fast.They always wait to look at the safest and strongest tree or branch to perch on!I am yet to tell him to give me a break when it comes to matters of the heart and chromeskis.He cant be fooling us all in a go.This is all madness and I will no longer tolerate guys that keep on switching loyalities and hurting others blindly and getting away with the madness.

Bye guys I have a phone call for rehire ,atleast my dumb ass boss realizes my worth am off till later will keep you posted!!!!!!!!!
Bye and snatch not and be snatched not…………………………….

Snatchers............................!

I was meant to have made this post yesterday but some damned bitch made me loose the whole post coz he raised the dust of my wrath and had to deal with him cacophoniously - whatever that means i dont know- but it is meant to mean i was upset and had to unleash weapons of mass destruction and not a fight but a war of words!Shockers i believe you know whom ayaaaamu talking about!This emindi smoker who runs a cheap cyber cafe in wandegeya but who has nothing between the ears!I believe when someone has nothing between the ears you have little else to yap with that person.

I have been an unhappy human being all of this week and i guess it will be so in the next week.I like to be frank so that if you met me and am cold you dont call me a sadist or serious for that matter!I think and cogitate alot of times and always ask myself why me?I have seen alot in my life and came across alot in my life.Little of you know that at one time i was seeking peace in my life and dint find it in Tanzania either.There was this stormy part of my life that i decided to take leave and went to the waters of Mwanza In tanzania just to be alone and relax and overcome my storms.I am the lastborn almost a substitute in our football team and i am blamed for all ills and i usually feel bad about it.Everyone thinks my girlfriend spoils me which i think is not the case.It reminds me when i said here about my girlfriend people were like i have a sugar mummy but hey my best girlfriend is my mum she is called Truphena Moraa and she is my best girlfriend.Anyway all i was saying is that whenever i have a problem i usually take a back seat and even go somewhere i am alone to seek peace with my self and reassess my failures and achievements.

Then once i see where i went wrong i usually approach the other parties and say i am sorry and if it occurs to me i was wronged i usally avoid my assailants and never utter a word so i just keep to myself and to be honest if you mess me i just ignore you and take on with my life up untill you see it in your self and apologise.Currently i have to contend with my failures,lots of them and its nothing of my making but something just circumstantial and i have little else i can do about it.Just imagine a loud mouth like me sleeping at six ocklock in the evening.......... i also find it strange but what can i do surely and i am a fool anyway............!I told someone i rarely or never cook or eat from my place and she was like do you even know how to cook???????But before i could answer she had a problem with her bedcover and she faded into thin air.Wambu you know whom that is!But anyway i can cook nice and sweet ugali and even beef but wait i admit i cant cook those things i see in hotel menus the chicken tickas, massalla and all that sort of rubbish.I cook simple african dishes and by the way my dad likes when i cook for him at home,so that means if a man can impress another by his cooking aint that great anyway?

Pheeeew i will struggle with my messes and i am sure i will make it but for a start can i say thank you to this wonderful person in SS!You know yourself you fruit bearer!I am sure you wanna know what has been bothering the fool me recently.Its about this snatchers.When you snatch you take illegally and using othordox means.So there is this callibre of people that really baffles me.This tribe comprises mostly of men.We were in a meeting with the peeps from the same calling as mine.Now there is this guy called Niko whom i may say is sort of or precisley in the same calling as all of us were.Apparently he has this chromeski whom am told is working in a blue chip company but which the fool me doubts.She is nice looking to say the least but very village in my analysis and ageing in all aspects.She can paint us and by painting someone- in my language that is my colloquial or slang language - it means telling a lie.For those who knopw swahili if i tell you - wacha kunipaka rangi- i mean stop cheating me !So this chromeski tells us she works in this bluechip mobile service providng company and you find her in Nakuru on a wednesday or a tuesday and you wonder how many offs can someone get and am not telling you where she works is about or over two hundred kilometres away.

Anyway she has done us alot of paint work and the fool me has had to undo the paintwork in my head alot.I hate women that tell lies i find it cheap and awkward coz what happens when the likes of the fool me find out about the truth of the matter.By the way we have this habit of -for those of us with chromeskis they come with them to our gatherings and we get to know them and so on n forth- so i usually get the chance of mingling with ladies forget about the fact i have non of my own.I dont expect anyone to believe ayaaamu lonely but believe what you want.In a nutshell ayaaaamu meant to understand this chromeski was snatched from someone i also know very well though not personally.So Niko snatched this woman from some other Jamaa in a pub.Before i proceed any lady that switches feelings in a pub is a villager and i demand that whoever knows the school the woman attended she goes and demands a refund coz she dint gitch a thing in class, coz honestly what were you doing in school if you can swith feelings to someone you have barely known?It means while you were in class you were busy switching your brain and dint get a thing and so you should demand a refund coz it was all void!

Damn i get upset with stupid goofs !Now i am told this Woman who by the way is called Vero, if i may shorten the ugly name.She switched her feelings in a night to our peep colleague in a place called Taidys!Its a nice pub and if you may allow me its the Las Vegas of here where guyz marry by night n divorce in the morning.Never mind the guy who was snatched was his best friend but now they are enemies just for a cheap woman like this feeling switchers.

Anyway my point is why would a guy seduce a woman he very well knows is tight or atleast is someones girlfriend?Women i may say swing with what they hear.Does one need to hold a doctorate or a masters to know this.I have seen guys kill others coz of seducing there women but luckily i am the type that just walks away singing Craig David's - ayaaaamu walkin' away from the troubles in my life ooooh blah blah blah am walking away- loooooool!Anyhow i think this snatchy abits of mostly men should cease forthwith.Its not proper in my view.Niko i reliably report with another one not before this court have the abit of snatching peoples girlfriends.I am not telling you about this other one not before this court who snatched and went on to marry the snatchee and now the snatchee was again snatched and am all laughthers................. to my bed!Vero is pregnant with Nikos child ayaaamu told though i highly doubt coz after he snatched Vero she connered him and he hurriedly introduced him to his parents.Thats what i call a romantic kidnap!I shudder thinking about the day she herself will be snatched and Niko will be at the traffic lights!Loooooool!In Swahili and Kenya in Particular when someone tells you you have left him at the lights it means you have left that person confused.In simple language it is said as - Umeniwacha Kwa Mataa- Kenya still uses the traffic lights and for a fol like me its very confusing and never ever wish to be left at the lights.

I cant spare ladies either coz there is this one who is a girlfriend to Larry whom we work in the same industry and whenever we meet in our gatherings she is making gestures at me and is very attentive when i speak and keeps telling me how she likes me.How she got my number is smething i cannot decipher or fathom coz if i asked who gave her my number it might bring friction and that is the last thing i want to happen in our grouping.I have tried to explain what a broke person i am and how monied Larry is so she can drop her harrassment towards me but she will have none of it but i have her medicene.In our next gathering i will have to lay her bare and tell her off in the face of all and sundry i believe that way she will give it up.Why would you seduce someones man Ladiesssssssssssssssssssssss?????????????????????????I know a group of notorious ladies that get fun in seducing men and bedding them.

Forget about those days that men could gossip about having have slept with such and such a lady.This days women have fun seducing and sleeping with diffrent men.I had a chance to sit behind some ladis in this funny Taidys pub and heard this women gossiping about having slept with some men who were in the same pub very night and saying he is good ,that one is bad of course in bed and i had o switch a table coz i couldnt believe my ears.To date i dread this ladies and they always sit ladies only so next time you see ladies alone sitted just be afraid and very afraid //8 for the java users!My point is let the the patners be.Never seduce or make gestures to someone you know belongs to someone else pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee is that too much to ask especially from a fool like me?????????????//8!Let the patners be..........................howver much or little money or good looks you have resist the temptation , coz you snatch and she or he will be snatched from you.

Just a question and i demand answers................IF the one who snatches is called a SNATCHER and the one who is has been taken is called SNATCHEE what will we call the one who has been Snatched from?..........Bye am out!Laters!

To be continued...........................................

Uniforms.............................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There comes a time in my life when am always all happy and upbeat and then suddenly i get a downturn and i usually get all down and pissed off.So much so that i even feel sick and always sleepy.This are the times i can hardly afford a laugh let alone a smile.This are the times i usally sleep as early as six up to six thirty in the morning.Its worse now that i hardly step into a pub and all i am always caught in the deadly thoughts of my bed.I always think of like taking off into a world of my own where i dont have to worry about anything or anybody but just alone and all alone.I am writing this although i am not sure i will get a connection at all but i know i will post it somehow.Our Internet service provider is another one whom will just tell me i dont know what the problem is and will give me the typical Kenyan excuse of someone vandalised our equipment somewhere or our engineers are working on it and it might take forever.Never mind some good but highly costly Internet providers will reimburse you for the time there is an outage or something like that.

I havent been regularly posting here because of this or that and as i said earlier this is because am down but not neccessarily out but just hitting the backseat for a while.I have been even contemplating deleting all this posts and maybe starting all anew or forgetting about it all together.Someone was suggesting i invite would be readers to also post about their encounters and even feelings,sounds a good idea but i know of afew idiots that will ruin the whole thing because to blog you need to setup an account with a username and a password to get access and make a post and as such it involves me giving out my username and password so anyone can log in during his or her freetime and post something,the catch will come when people i know of will change everything and might even delete the whole thing off the blogspot server,not all that glitters and bleats is so.Anyway that is for you to decipher.Never mind i have had to disable comments for a while because of some imbecile around here who in my perception was purely mediocre and assuming.

I have had or rather i had some quite intresting weekend and i wont really talk much about it but for all the times i have gone to this Hotel called - Merica which is a fivestar and only becomes a zero star during Friday evenings from Five to eight ocklock in the Night - this last one was quite exciting.My friends and i go there because at such a time its happy hour and stuff is priced what a broke idiot like me can afford at such times.It was pretty intresting for me and my crew, coz we got to mingle with the high and mighty of this town and the topic of discussion was not politics but since this were like our dads we were basically persuading them to keep of girls our age coz apparently all the girls our age in town are looking in their direction only and not ours.All one old man said was the young girls want people who know how to love them and that we younger guys have failed in loving this girls properly thats why they have looked in the old direction and it was all laughters and everyone was looking at our table coz most could not understand how some old men could sit with some young guys and laugh out loud and it wasn't a formal meeting we were having but in a nutshell we had fun.

Elsewhere i have been watching the wholetown and realised what a uniform society we are turning into.Before i get there , just who are you and what are you made of?Again do people still watch Nigerian movies and if so ask yourself why?Again it breaks no bone to have respect for yourself and your computer.I know of this guy that has uninstalled yahoo messenger off his computer because he was told it infects his computer with viruses and some other malware.I would love to see this techy that would so blindly mislead his client in such a sheepish and mediocre way.For a fact you can only get an infection on your PC through an IM (Instant Messenger) when someone you dont know or even know sends you some file and mainly with an executable extension i.e .exe!In a nutshell i am only giving a cautionary tip that never accept IDs and attachments from guys you dont know and even files from sources you dont know or even trust.I have been overwhelmed with questions about this or that virus and all i can say is that one should be able to tell the diffrence from three things mainly Virus,Trojan and Worms and the later are the worst you may want to meet.The remedy to all this is safe browsing.Even spyware is another nightmare you dont wanna come into play with.But just exercise safe browsing and you are all safe.

That was just cautionary!Before i forget , why are women jealous to each other this days?I have been walking around town and i have been experiencing the same phenomenon all over.A woman passes and she is i can say well clad and a group of women - i suppose the type that watches Nigerian movies - give her a look like who does she think she is? It has also not eluded my memory see some sneer at big bottoms and i can't help but wonder why a woman would feel jealous about another woman's big bottom!This reminds of this other men that gape at the sight of a woman's big bottoms, the fool me keeps wondering wether its those bottoms that a man needs to either lay on or eat, but i have heard some men scream at or even gossip about so and so's ass being good and most victimised is Jennifer Lopez aka Jlo.She is the most spoken of by most men i usually eavesdrop on.Anyway it wasnt about bottoms but the same has been on my mind for a while and was asking why you ladies out there are jealous on each others ass!May be i would get one kind one to tell me coz i think its all ladies out there that feel so about each others butt!

Now manufacturers have been a very funny and unfair lot.I dont know wether i am the only one who has this view but like here where i am at , i have seen guys flood to buy new pair of Jeans,or say some new shirt or even shoes.This is when you get into town and think schools are either closing or opening.You find the whole town dressed in one mode and type of clothing.Its like basically like uniform.Every nook and cranny is suddenly dressed in the same mode.Personally i dont buy my clads from these shops mainly manned or even owned by somalis.I visit mutumba stalls like anyother commoner and shop when i have the chance to.For those who have had the chance to see me can prove this.I am confronted with UNIFORMS all over here and you go into some social place and everybody is dressed the same and i am told its fashion and i have realised its an expensive thing to be at par with fashion trends especially in Kenya.Especially trailing fashion in fake clothes and shoes and ending up dressing in some kind of uniform is the last thing a fool me may like.I remember some guy of mine who saw this really nice pair of timberland boots and went for them and it was all very costly as it wasnt anywhere near pocket friendly and as we went clubbing somewhere he tripped and they were torn on the first wear and he has since been baptised into mitumbas and he looks all good in my view.

I also wont understand why one could spend a fortne buying a single piece of clothing and look like an entertainer.Anyway such is what i call uniform thinking and its really exhuming in thought.Computer manufacturers are another funny lot.They make a PC and tell you its the best speed that can even at the touch of a button can bring Ugali onto your table and even fetch you money from the bank into your pocket literally! My point is the world is confusing us with so much stuff you walk into a shop and buy what you think is best only for them to tell you they have a new one better than the other one.Like buying a laptop this days is so tough you cant even be able to choose what you might need and that can serve you well!

Pheeew, we now have no choice but live the new world order of uniforms up until we have some better choice and fashion of doing things.Guyz am pretty bored and down I gotta go and thank God I have seen some packets and octates getting in meaning the internet connection is up now!See you later.