My friend Vinicent recently got a job after a long stint on the street with brown envelopes and always having to contend with only a plate of french fries for lunch daily never mind he always trekked to town to jobhunt!
So finally the treks had come to fruition and he had gotten a job.The worst part was yet to come,Vini as we always refer him to,had no experience atleast according to his would be employer.So Vini was to be kept on an evaluation for a month or so but salaried so there wasnt much worry but nevertheless he was confirmed and he now sits comfy on his office chair.Apparently he is a good performer and his employer is glad to have him on board.
That was Vini' and now there is the common us that hunt for jobs but once your employer sees a recent date on your papers that you recently fetched from your college.So the employer implores to you as suitable for employment but lacking in experience!So you wonder where the heck do this employers expect us to get experience when they dont want us to gain it from them?I thought the new constitution could have opened up this caveats and given us better terms and hence gainful encounters in our quest to seek employment!
Nonetheless those are employers in their own world and i am still trying to come into terms to a story i was eavesdropping in the club the other day!Apparently this guyz were some Kyuks who were chatting in their sapere seriously and since i can throw in a line or two in kyuk i could virtually follow their talk.But wait a minute!All the beautiful chromez in town are not intrested at all in boyz their age ,and if they do its treated as an isolation or well sampled its regarded as a rare occurence all together.as it has come to fold this chromeskis are out to get some tumbuyus who are seldom liquid and mobile whom am told have hit the jackpot and their slogan is WWW and if you are waiting for a site address you are a fool!This am told means Women Wine Wheels!They are always there and dont have to seek employment in someones heart.This young chromeskis that we are told to vuta pumzi for have their eyes all set onthis tumzees.When reached for comment this chromeskis say they are after experience which we the yankees allegedly lack!I am not sure what sort of experience they require but in retrospect the older women are after energy which creates an irony of sorts that really puzzles me!So whereas i thought everything was to be propotionet ''excuse my spelling'' as in youth to youth and wazee to wazee' whom i guess should have chilled all together its the other way round ,each group as identified something in the other!
So there we are ,what we fools thought we can have has been denied to us for lack of experience but i am yet to see a seminar or a shop where experience is sold!Damn what the heck is the world coming to?All this gorgeous ladies want wazees!I feel the youth is just killing itself and at the same time fooling itself ,ati youth empowerment rubbish i reckon.This brings me back to the conversation i overheard at the club!So this guyz had come to a resolve to quit chasing this chromeskis or yellow yellows or whatever it is you call'em!Their resolve was a shocker!Ati now they concurred they wont chase these girls,instead they will have their booze,then they head to a majengo of huku!And they were in much more concurence when it came to price.Ati per session it goes for $ 1.6 and you still could get a discount.Ati if you were a regular you could enjoy a credit scheme!That is the sorry state of affairs here in Kenya.I mean what is wrong?They boys are feeling rejected and are seeking alternative means that are not secure.According to them,it was safer having to bed a commercial sex worker than your girlfriend coz she might have slept with a old mzee infected who is now just spreading HIV and after all has finished his shelve life and expired all together .So they argued that the CSW is safe and is more informed than the avarage babe who doesnt think beyond her beauty!
So this conversation really kept me worried and i didn't intend to stay longer but being the fool i am and being a loner i ordered just to listen to this guyz and i won't call them fools coz they were addressing genuine concerns!Since i am having a bad day today i have to dash and get to know what happened to my Bro who was carjacked and shot !This thugz just wont go away!Washindweeeeeeeeeeeee!Think about it and i will fill you in on the final part of this!So if you have ideas where experience is sold i need my copy just let me have the shop and i will give anything to have it!
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