Thought I Was Alone.............. But Oooops!

My boss is screwing alot and he doesnt know what i am worth in terms of everything especially foolishness!Wachana naye!Now i am one person that doesn't understand what class is though again i know what it means!I remember i used to love chicken so one day while i was in nursery class - i still dont understand why it still a nursery coz we werent sick to be nursed - so the hawk or is it mwewe used to snatch the young ones of a chicken!So i was bathed ready for school and good thing back those days i would take myself to school unaided!So i declined in my uniform and stayed on to guard the young ones of our chicken or is it chickens!I tell you i was convinced i was doing the right thing but my dad saw the glass quarter full and when he came back during lunchtime and found me idling at home in the name of guarding the chicks i got some 3D spanking that i wont forget to date!I mean i was on a noble mission and he just decided to spank is something that made me view as dumb but as time went by i discovered i was the fool 3D and for those who own computers know that 3D means three dimension!

Chicks alone yesterday i was with some guys who attend to the same calling as me though i have an edge over them coz i have some training elsewhere!We meet at times but most of them look at the glass half full and i like the company that views the glass as full if not fool!So we decided to go to some alley for a drink just out of boredome and stresses!So this guyz were Collo,Chris,Mwangi and I!So we spoke about how some clients are not paying ,who is owing what and generally job stresses and all that!Then one thing i have noticed is that a boyish conversation is never complete without talking about chromez!I need a woman out there to tell me why women are very integral in mens live and dont tell me about Adam and Eve!So somewhere along the line the girls popped up and we dont always have a popup blocker!So Chris started telling us about a girl he once hooked for a one night stunt and she ended up stealing his cologne!Sooory for keeping you waiting but i went for lunch and now am back!

Shit.............. i thot i was doing this online but well i started doing this and David took me for lunch!So where were we?Oh yes so Chris kind of triggered an onslaught on ladies!Then Collo started gushing out about his last galfriend who just started an outburst about this or that!They broke up over nothing and soon she started dating his friends and colleagues and Collo got very upset and gave up dating!Talk of principles and Collo will tell you that he will only date a chik for a day or two,bang once twice and its over!So his principle basically is that no attachments and he made me laugh loudest with my small tummy n ribs aching when he said if a woman tells you she loves barely two weeks into the relationship then she is a cheat and the sooner you bang and leave it the better!

Then Mwangi came with yet another twist why,he quit dating and opted for stunts,onenighters like you would wish to call them!He once told me how a woman asked for units,here we call it credit or is it credo!Lol, ooooooooooh he had no idea he had opened a pandoras box!There is this gal who used to ask for those units for her expensive samsung i wonder why you buy an expensive phone but cant load units how ironic!So Mwangi was saying that he sends a girl some units she says thank you via SMS or she calls for under a minute to say thank you!So imagining where the rest goes it is actually used to call some old men or other promising boyfriends and you are left but to wonder!This was unanimously agreed upon by everyone and know what they all like me said no more sambazaing or sharing out units to a woman you are dating!

Again Chris came back and said the love of his life 'Uvin'!this girl they had gone to school together and kind of grew up together!She seduced her and they grooved along!She went to a distant high school but she was all loyal.Then she joined some mission school of nursing and then after Tarmacking she got a job at a distant town!All this time she had maintained and Chris got a bang only once and when she moved into her own place in the new town he used to visit her but he used to drink alot and she would quarrel her all the time!She made frequent visits to where she went to college which were suspect and eventually it became known she had other dealings there!Chris got evidence but it was too late coz she had broken up the ties on the other end so Chris had no point to prove!But once she got monied she started ignoring him and he just gave up!So the moral of his story was that when a woman is desperate she is good but when she starts earning chumz you are on ignore button!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then Mwangi again kind of crowned the gossip, by narrating how he was once asked to buy a fridge from a woman she was seeing romantically and horizontally!He switched off from her and she dint understand why!Mwangi says he doesnt like women that like saying do me this or that all the time!He informed us that that was not the first demand he had had to deal with but was fed up with that one!So he ran out of the affair!His policy is either you are married or pulling a one night stunt and that is it!It was crowned by my experience on how i entered a certain pub and there was this girl who always read the novel or the bible in the office and not just anyother novel but shuch as Gifted Hands basically,the inspring books and i met her with some man my dads age!She was so mean that even taking her out for a basic lunch would amount to seduction and it was unwelcome!So she was on some hardware for the fools hardware means hard liquor !She was wet with sweat on her face and the glass almost fell off her hand!So to tease her i made sure she saw me and i smiled like a sheep with my teeth out and said hi!She looked like she hadn't seen the fool before but i had to make it known to my dad ooooooooops sorry the old guy there that we knew each other so i faked and said some other guy in the office was looking for her!The last time i checked the old guy dumped her from then on and she hated me like a cancer!But i confornted her and told her to open up to civilisation!

Apparently most young ladies are seeing old buddengs in town!I wonder how we will marry and make families coz i think no more virgins just some bed hoppers!Why cant women be like our mothers who were simple and straight forward!I have spoken about it here but i will have to revisit it sooner than later!So in a nutshell we had a nice chat over some drinks and Collo did the honors for a drink and it was all in a boys chat!We sipped and chickened out of the kadingy pub where we were hiding and headed home!And i thought i the fool was the only one who was seeing blueeeeeeeeees in the darting and dating spectrum!Oooh it reminds me of the classic by Michael Jackson ..........You are not alooooooooooone i am here with you ,Ooooooh Naananananana oooh you fool you are not aloneeeeeeee!Damn and i thot i would sing!Pooor fool !Bye guyzzzzzzzzz see yah later!Some boss is really into my small headd.......I am looking fo annaaa job and isn't that enough for an application and Cv!So dont tell me to send a Cv and an Application coz i think i have!

Food for thought!There are those men that sleep with women for monetary favours!Is it also proper to call them whores/harlots/ or is the relationship a sugar mummy - man relationship?Help me out then i will tell you of the foolish thoughts i have been entertaining in my small head!looooooool!