Oh yes i was in the city the other day!And yes its been a week or two that has seen me criss cross Kenya like i was seeking votes for presidency riftvalley and Nairobi in particular!Its also a fact that i have been following the mess in Somalia!Me thinks the sooner those guyz agree the better for us all!I mean you just cant go wasting lives in the name of nothing!Coz i dont really understand why those guyz are fighting anyway!You chase some few kids with kids then start shouting about territory mmmmhhhhh my toe nail!Lots of gibberish going on there but what stikes me is the Sharia law there!Am also told that if you steal someones' chicken you get your hands chopped off!If you waste a life by the gun the same medium is used on yah!I was imagining during one of my idle sessions if someone took your girlfriend- let alone wife coz that could be adultery and you could die by stoning - could you also be allowed to take hers too and what if she daent have one coz you will be taking your girl back anyway!Lol life is a road!I wonder where it leads us.
Elsewhere i have been recieving some comments which i have no name for right now and besides am poor at my choice of words!You guyz think am cooking up storiez,but be foretold that these are real storoz not another Tom N' Jerry thingy!Secondly there is a trend that is emerging from guyz that i think money is everything in a relationship!Well what do you think,who needs to shag or lay a broke ass honestly!Apparently however much we deny it, its what our chromeskis use to gauge us!No romance without finance,when Gwen Guthrie sang that song she knew what she was talking about she wasn't pulling off her bluff!So for those few misguided (read well to do) chromeskis that keep saying colour aint everything ,come on over i show you what it means to date with colour and what it is to do so bila colour or when colour is kalassed!Damn because this blog is International i wanted to avoid slang but its our life!
Ok we cant say all women like colour but it so happens the broke chromeskis are apparently the one you meet and start dating instantly,this brings me to another chromeski who thinks i fall in love hivi hivi simply put i fall in love like a cockrel or anyhowly or is it in a lackadaiskal manner!I am not sure i spelt lackadaiskal well but who cares!All am saying is if you are single n looking n you find this goodlooking woman i mean you just walk up to her and tell her what you think coz how will she know your heart melted or shot to 100 beats without you telling her!Well, talk of knowing your victim before commitment but atleast a feasibility study is inevitable but you cant do it from your armchair!We were told in college of armchair research whereby you just sit from your office or study room and do research but oops women it cant work that way!One thing that make women beat us hands down is that even if she is a serialist in relationship and breakups you wont know!She'll come nice looking and innocent and you shall have fallen without knowing,and thereafter you just start loosing weight if you were lucky enough not to have had a heart attack!Am organising a conference for discussing matters of the heart am yet to confirm the date, registration is free!Lol
I got carried away with your reactions but will get back there but not untill i tell yah about Evelyn!Guyz you see i got this look which guyz like to misuse !Some say i look too serious some look at me and see the real fool!But all my life i was thought with ma dad not to let people predict you or let people take you foregranted!So when guyz mess with me i use ma face to ma advantage!I put on the mask and laugh sheepishly then go back to the drawing board.So Remember Duke snatched ma Chrome and i kept ma kool about it!So then came this girl Evelyn whom chemistry had no choice but grant me her!She was a pretty good looking little thing,so nice the skin colour was the one that i like she had everything you could want save for the fact that she was kinda short but being who i am such things are not on ma feature list as a knock off point in a woman!She was in form three or there about and and i was i think fourth!One thing that really dogs me is that once am out of a relationship i rarely jump into another coz after all it aint a must you be in one anyway or is it!There is no law that requires to have a girlfriend so am not always in a hurry!
Eva as i liked to call her,was charming and liked to laugh and so i would deliberately upset her and then go on to make her laugh!I have this weakness of liking to laugh and would do anything to make sure whomever am with laughs his or her ass out,no wonder another fool Ssalli calls me giggles i wonder where she got the idea!Anyway Eva replaced the Joy i used to get from Mariah ,when it came to letters she did them perfectly and i reciprocated equally well!We had this fun!Her place was far from ours and since on such missions taking a heap from home it would arouse suspicion so i prefered to walk to her place!For the tortoise paced readers a heap is actually a car!Love can take you over hills and valleys you know lool....................Unlike this fool i had dated before she could afford chocolate or some biscuits !Our again was a secretive thing and we kept it that way!
But wait................. ooh please wait!I dint tell yah how i hooked her up!From where i come from that is upcountry,from the main road to our digs is such a distance like eight kilometres and theirs is a further five which makes it thirteen!So As i had come out for Holidays first term my mum sent me to the centre for some poultry feeds and so naturally i had the heap!Again where i come from you have to say or send word of your arrival in advance so the driver or whoever could come and pick yah!So her she dint communicate to her home in advance and so she had to trek!Just as she had come off her bus i caught up with her as i had met her with Duke and so we knew each other!I offered here a lift and typical of Kisiis she hoped in and i actually drove her up to her home and of course am not that foolish i had to drive slowly to buy airtime with her you know ......................for java users you know what this means //6! or //2//2!So we exchanged numbers of course landlines,school adresses and she appreciated that i had gone the extra distance to drop her at their place!She called the following day after she'd taken off Uniform ,coz it makes you look shady when you are actually a fine thingy or vice versa!Before she noticed we had hit the road and i made it known to every nook and cranny that she was my girl after Duke started hullabalooing about me having snatched his girlfriend !Fools forget so fast coz me when he hit me below the belt i kept mum but he was the fastest in going on Air!I cut all the secrecy and went public and soon as holz began i was grooving ma girl the Richie Spice way and i was the talk of town and well she too dint care long as we had fun!Some one say Amen!
I know you are dying to see the line where i say we had sex or something like that but ooops we dint have sex,but she thought me how to be romantic!We had promised each other after until she finishes her fourth form then we could play!But somehow i felt like i had to move on so we maintained contact but i wasn't all that psyched up for her after all i had led every tom dick n harry to believe i had screwed her so nothing really much to loose!Duke got upset but he had to have his with the usual pinch of salt the same one he gave me!So even if he could crawl on eitght miles of needles he couldn't re write the village gossip it was done!So the sooner he learnt to accept that the better but i remember to go sit on a pin if he had issues with me!To date me n Eva are good friends although the last time i checked some fools from around my home area had caught up with her and had shown her the city and were now taking her into every other new club in town and infact the other day she had an accident after a drinking spree went awry!The sooner she learns to choose her merry makers wisely she will stay on to see the fool another day!I had her phone number untill recently but lost it when i lost ma phone but it daent matter coz her feelingz i bet are directed elsewhere but for we are still ok if ever i wanted to rikindle the fire btn us i would but her company is wanting and this relative or homesake thing is not my style!I mean if you meet upcountry should it extend to the city really!Me thinks one needs space for new friends!We will meet at home otherwise its supposed to be hi hi and its done and relas what for?After all we are all related anyway!You find a bunch or relas messing you up till you feel like dying!
That was just between me n Eva or is it Evelynnnnnnnnnnn!Lol i will look for her number and buzz her up n see how she is doin,damn she was wonderful,she was gorgeous and oh ys she was bright i wonder wether this kisii's gave lots of dough and now its what is mixing her up!Loooooooolllllllllllllll this is one of my most mixed up writings but si you got the message tena unataka nini ingine?Ammm outtttttta here for now!
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