Username With Wrong Password..........................!

Lol!Someone help me out!I need the cure for laughter if any guyz!I laugh alot and i guess it aint good!I broke one of my fore canines or are they incisors?I dont know but if i remember i will correct that!So i meant to say,i think showing a gap in the name of laughing aint really good or is it!I have reservations but i tend to laugh alot but just when i can,some call it giggling but i thot giggling is for clowns lol!Again i use lots shift & 1 on my keyboard!For the volkswagen beetles shift & mean i use alots of exclamation marks!Damn i have used it again and i guess we shall have to make do with it after all!In western Kenya meanwhile someman ran from his home coz he is being manbattered!Oh my Good Lord how things change so fast!Women on top finally,i wont be suprised when i will hear of a chrome summoning me to go n' f******** me!I swear i will enjoy it!This guy am told from the silver screen -again for volkswagens silver screen or is it grey is the TV- that he ran to his Uncle and found a new love who is already too willing to marry him!How fast can dicks rise honestly !Never mind just like the tribe i subscribe from they are world class sirers and badly so in or during the rainy season!

That aside, i have so many emails that are connected to my main one in that when you send me mail to any of my addresses i can always recieve your mail from a single address!Great even though am a fool i try to be technologicaly savvy!I am excited that yahoo and msn are joining hand so i can chat with all of my contacts from one service provider!Great uh?Fools get excited about about small things or are they mediocre things!Back to emails,i think its one of the best things that had to get into technology and it really saved us the hassle of waiting for weeks for a single sentence letter from Abroad !However,you need a password and a user name!speaking of which you need authority or grounds to access something even if its your pant you must be convinced that you really need your pant then you can have it!Seriously you have to have something substantive or imperative to pass for authority!

This gives me memories of the song bah bah black sheep that i am told has been re written by some nursery school in the UK!I cant remember what they turned it into coz it was just hogwash!How do you re-invent the wheel in this day and age!Mmmmmh sounds irrelevant!There was this Fool whom i will call Sined for now!Sined had a cousin called Hezron!
So Sined used to see this Girl whom i still dont know her Christian name and for the purpose of the story i will call her Username!So Sined was seeing this Username for sex and a couple of times she always insisted that she was safe for sex in that she wouldn't concieve that is!

You see Sined was out of college and was bored with no honey on him and there was the Username horny like a young bull!Reminds me of billies and bulls!Those animals got no respect,a cow gives birth to a calve which happens to be a bull or a goat gives birth to a he goat and when the young ones grow up they mate with their mothers!For once nature has failed us there!Anyway,after few months Sined goes to the city for more studies and Hezron takes over the Username!Before Username gets to know it she is paged whom, with it aint been known yet!She goes on gives birth and now starts to drool on whom to pin!According to her lousy thinking she settles for Sined!Poor Sined is now independently doin is thing elsewhere and Sined's dad acts funny and falls for the Username side of the story!Sined gets upset severes ties to his Dad and gets a life!Sined's mum is opposed to the idea of bearing responsibilty for Usernames kid!

The funny part is that,Username imagines that Sined have wealth at their place so she could cash in on that!Talk of that and Jamie's 'Gold Digger comes to mind'!Sined's brother calls him and tells him to go back home and sort out the mess with username!Sined ignores and sooner than later Sined's dad accepts that Username moves into Sined's place and plans for dowry get underway!Sined gets upset travels up country and Literaly have Username evicted from home and its precincts!Apparently she forgot her password and was using the Admin's (read Sined's Dad) password !How funny i would have loved if Sined's Dad got fired for that grave IT offence!Meanwhile Sined's mum tells Username to get a life and go for a DNA test!Bad thing is where i am at a DNA test costs a fortune so it aint something you will rush for!There is another Hitch,Hezron is in Jail so the whole thing is a bloody quagmire!So Sined takes the day while the passwordless Username wallows in Miasma or is it drooling!

In a nutshell Username was trying to hack into somehome but dint wipe her footprints and she got caught browsing the host computers files!Too bad!Sined's dad is a bit old at 72 thinking straight might be a problem i think and i would excuse him for now!The Woman of the day was Sined's mother,no wonder Sined loves her so much he would do Anything with her and the last time i checked Sined wants to go and visit her!I am told he is shopping for a nice dress for her and a pair of shoes for her 62nd birthday!Problem is Sined is dissapointed she got Blood pressure but she is an enduring mother of Sined!For Hezron he is out and keeps Laughing at Sined for bearing the burden whose owner is undetermined yet!Sined is kool now!

So for those who think like a ferrari you know who Sined is and you thot you had drama in your life............................!Its Friday off for some Pint!