Monday, November 07, 2005

Nothing Works Anymore........!

I am upset again!Nothing seems to work anymore here in Kenia!I was thinking of disowning my status and move anywhere else in East or central Africa or even SouthernSudan which every other fool is talking of going to and they dont even know the capital!When you meet them in town or in a joint they are so enthusiastic about and yet they have no hard facts about the place.......ati Kenya imekuwa ngumu na hii serikali sasa tutaenda Sudan........n i am like kumbavutu the kibakistyle......wanaregarega tu wajinga tu...............pumbavutu..........!

Anyway Kenia is so stressful this days and nothing seems to work even such things as Zebra crossing that we were taught way back in Primo dont work......you can no longer cross on them let alone stand there!I wonder what the heck is Kenya coming to!Sio riots ,sio katiba,sio police shooting young harmless school kids,sio politicians vomiting on our doorsteps,not even even this old girlfriend that keeps beeping i even wonder when my mobile phone service provider will create a service to report some beepers as spam or junk calls i mean...........its just soooooooooooo ......hectic!

Since i cant even complete the list of things that work here at home i have to honour my part of the deal with blogger and tell you all the shiznit going on behind the mind of a fool!I went to the garage today to fix ma friend David's Heap!So this spare was missing and at the dealers its damn expensive and since David is ma good friend i had to do him this favour,i had to have it fixed and well!So being the fool i am i resorted to source the spare cheap and i very well know cheap is expensive damn.... ! foolz will always be that foolz!So this other fool agreed to supply the part and all day i have waited and he din show up and he ran with ma one g and as fate could have it ..it turns out the part was not faulty the mech and the other fool were setting me up!Just imagine being three fools.....the part fool,the mechanic and i ....whose gonna help the other.I was upset and din even pay the Mech....i told him to go and look for the part fool and pay himself!

I din even want to tell you about this two fools i met at the garage ........Now thats the problem of fools they just talk n talk.N way after finding ma first degree being so basic i want to go and get another in another field but finding a good college is hard, anaa thing that doesnt work here or if it does you have to know some other big fool up there or something like that mpaka i started imagining what if knowledge were to be inherited literally...........i would take ma dads degrees certificates and so on and dont forget ur dad and mine always tell us they used to be top in there class always you wonder who came last if all of them were tops and by the way does that mean our momz never went to class or what but that tells you this vitriolic male chauvinizishle never began the other day!So and then i wondered the way my dad back in the village is not abreast with information like he doesnt even know there is internet ..he even hates the mobile phone and so if i inherit his degrees will i be like him or what?I hope the new constitution tackles this caveat so i dont go to anaa colle while i can inherit ma dads knowledge!Now for the fool thats the fool who blogged this shiznit for you!He has to go .......................and water his gills for anaa day!Think about it!

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