I have been pretending to use some vocabularies here and God knows my level of Engilsh!Almost reminds me of the long stupid and infact mediocre essays we were forced to compose to entertain our Grammar teachers!However much you tried to be creative nothing came forth coz even then amazingly it contributed to your final grade in Engilsh and so much so that if you dint do well in the essays your grade was on the rocks!So you always had to force a smile towards your Engilsh teacher so he could rig your essays through!The girls could sail easily when the teacher was male given their lusty leanings!
Forget about those essays,i was yelling about courage!I used to and still ponder about how monumental my foolishness could get until the other day i met some courageous fools!When it gets to the point that you are a fool and still have courage then the president should appoint a commission of enquiry to have you studied up for Authors to write about your phenomenal thinking!
Someone help me out here!But before help someone say amen!Good!I really dont understand what Kenya is coming to?No wonder our National team cant qualify even for worldcup!I mean why cant someguyz match up to what their carriers dictate they be!Nothing personal here but i have reservations about peeps that get out of Polytechnics!Polytechnics are instituions of learning around here but which to me mean something else ,no doubt there was a call sometime to have them abolished and converted into full fledgling universities!Why do i say that!To me or my little chemistry - i wonder why they forced us to learn about chemicals while they knew we never intended to do chemicals anywhere in our lives or music while we never wanted to be seanpaul or is it Neyo?whatever, in our later lives- anyway my little chemistry tells me (Poly) means plastic!So when you subsitute poly with plastic you come up with plastictechnic which is how i rate peeps from polytechnics!They think plastic,see plastic,feed plastic,love plastic and even date plastic!
There is this character who recently cleared from chuo kikuu and went on to Law school which is a prerequisite for you to practise in Kenya,and came to town to practise !Being a bachelor he still doesnt seem to shade the company of the boys of the hood the type that would give anything to attend a Britney spear concert at the canivore in Nairobi!He shudders at the thought of purging some lousy company of small boys!I thot we are supposed to move on and purge excess baggage and leave room for some!Lol reminds me of an advert that still runs for SONY where some guyz juggle some old black n white silver screen - for the slow ones the silver screen is your old 1847 Tv set -mmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhh wher was i? Oh yes so this guy walks around with some shady characters all moving in lines like the mamaly glands of a female dog!And wait i have not said he is from plastictechnic but cant hide my likening him to that either coz of his silly actions n thinking!
But wait he is not the courageous fool here after all he went up to University cleared and he is now practising!The fools here are some girls who in my view are supposed to be resitting their final high school papers given their dismal perfomance in the same last year!I paid my friend Simon a visit who lives in the same block as the Lawyer Pap!I found some three Girls barely out of their teenage all fists over this guy!I stood there wondering wether they had an idea i was single n looking and i said God forbid coz it goes without say they are fools and still got courage!Damnnnnnnn i saw a free cinema that Got me imagining seeing Cameron Diaz in action n oh speaking of Cameron did she think she would follow Justin Mbaolake everywhere he went and expect they go on dating!Another white blonde fool i bet!Lol!
Damn i forgot about this fools anyway !They fought and threw insults at each other but none of them got the attention of the Lawyer pap!He got into his crib and shut the door pwaaaaaap!They all lost but they just lost then,however finally they might all loose in the longrun,coz i believe this guy will summon each of them one after the other and tell each of them separately that he doesnt date them that they are just infatuated with him!Ooooh infatuation my foot,what ever became of platonic friendship?And oh they are gonna believe him anyway!This is classical i'd say coz you just become a fool and then go on add courage then become a courageous fool!mmmmmhhhhhhhhh!I will tell you what became of them sometime!Meanwhile i hope those girls go back to school and quick!besides this guy should while in court bickering for his clients let him date his female colleagues and stop chasing some young girls in the village!
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