Online With Kija................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Technology is something really amazing!Sometimes i look at it critically and it dawns on me that we Africans contribute largely to the advancement of technology either because of our ignorance or as guinea pigs!Before we realised our lives have really changed either for the good or bad!So many things take place in one single second of the minute of the hour of the day of the week of the month of the year and who knows over decades they have been!Just imagine if we dint have clothes what would have been the scenario?I hate to think about what you have just imagined!

Whilst you imagine about half nakedness am off thinking again about this Technology called Internet!It was developed largely by the American Military under some acronym called ARPANET if my small head still works well but i stand to be corrected.after all fools need to be corrected anyway!So as i was saying,it has evolved over time and we have got somefools working overtime or is it burning the midnight oil and comeup with wonderfulthings that have aided us in appreciating technology!Take a look for example this blonde fool called Bill Gates.He was just a dropout together with anaa one i cant remember now - after all am not under any obligation to -they developed something they thought and called software and then came windows and now he stinks with riches!Anyway somewhere along many others also sat and have given us wonderful pieces of software that we have come to enjoy anyway!

Again while that goes on there is this thing called IM or messengers!I swear the first time i saw yahoo messenger i thot it was a computer that you could send anywhere in the universe and it would deliver your shit there!But when i came to understand i shudder to tell anyone i had that experience!Looooool.Anyhow,we have come to integrate it into our lives so much so that we feel like a community even though we are seas apart!There are so many other chatrooms and guyz do hook ups with friends and relatives and life goes on.

That is not intresting,what is,is what goes on there!I have had stories of somepeople saying they are models,whilst they are selling tomatoes in wakulima market,somesay they are Air hostesses whilst in the actual sense they are revising to resit for their supplementary exams!Worse still there is this one that told me that is thro with college and running a private busines but on checking i was told she hawks flesh somewhere!My friend Andrew tells me there is Another one who talks comfortably like a business executive but she is a cashier in a local entertainment spot!My foot,why cant guyz just stick and be honest and loyal to their abodes!Its not your wish to be a cleaner or a bartender and if anything there must be someone to do that!If you are a fool like me just say you are a fool and life goes on!Well i dont dispute it that some hope to get lifetime patners from those rooms but honestly when the other guy finds out you screwed he or she will chicken out and you wouldn't believe what a spoof you might have done urself!Honestly people say despicable things in this chatrooms and the sooner we learn to say the truth and be honest the better it will be for us!

Speaking of which there was also Kija!Kija was the one i hooked from a notorius chatroom responsible for heartwrecking Kenyan Girls abroad!I got her from there while she was on a visit in Deustche land.Somehow we got our selves into this dreaded place called Pri,some call it Pvt and some call it private.We chat afew days and we got to know each fine and good thing there were no lies between us and as she and i confirmed later all we said to each other was the truth and the truth alone!Whilst she was there we really enjoyed our talk sessions and everything went on fine!Then she came back and we had to hook up!It was kind of distant but love was in the air and what would stop us.We met mid-way and had fun together and lots of recollection!

Damn she had a good looking son whom she brought along and i dont know why but this women with kids are the ones to watch!They are tripple scared about men,especially those that had been dumped by this crazy fools called men!I was asked by anaa good friend of mine what we men expect from a relationship and was lost for words.But if men would be like cows and bulls or Dogs then the world would be a tri-billion kids less!Coz those creatures only mate when its due,but men are like rats that mate at the convinience of darkness,who said there must be darkness anyway!But cows do it broaddaylight and only when and only if its due!So in a second i was saying i have been bestowed the chance to date women with kids and am saying i think they are not bad to date coz they wont screw around coz they have tested the waters of screwing around in everyother bed they come across so are less likely to hurt a man!

After all this we maintained contact in visits and through phonecalls and this reminds me my service provider still hasn't comeup with a feature to block some nagging beepers!There are guyz that irritate beeping and when you call back all they tell yah is that they were just saying hi!Okay i do beep but it has to be a really tight situation and its suprising that when this beepers have units they call other people but they will beep you instead!Oooh shiiit i forgot i was on Kija!So after sometime she pulled a shocker on me and jammed talking to me all of a sudden!It was approaching some valentine and had bought some goodie for her,-and it appears i am jinxed on valentines day and whoever thought of this day should recall it to his grave and sleep with it-to appreciate her but it still resides on my drawer in my crib!It was even inscribed with her names on it but i guess its all gone and useless now,when it will strike when we hooked up next year i will destroy it!So to date we still call each other but i dont understand what i did wrong but i remember she told me to go visit her one weekend and i declined coz i was busy!But sh'e have none of my excuse and from there on she said am stubborn just like anaa hardnut in Nairobi thinks i am and the last time i checked she is still single and i dont know am told her ex is on her ass!

Now you cant help but wonder what else women want but i guess its all fate that is doing men in!I still need to think on how to answer Wambu's question about what men expect in a relationship and i bet she wasn't convinced with my two answers ,but do you have any idea what men expect from a relationship..................... Mmmmmmmmh maybe you do,and if you do dont hesitate just tell this fool what you think,I would be glad to answer the question with your help!

Isn't that boring enough for a business Tuesday..................Am out my tummy needs watering!