Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Follow The Commandz..................!


I had a funny weekend this last one!I have in the recent past slowed down on visiting pubs but this weekend i had little or no choice even though my weekend got screwed at some poitn about this or the other.My friend visited and dint like the idea of doing pubs!It was a coincidence that My sales man friend Johny is switching jobs and it was the last weekend we were having him around and since he has been a valuable guy to some of us we couldnt miss a send off he was throwing himself and so we had to party like he was going to board the plane to hell the following morning!It was kind of a stag party!

For those who dont know,stag parties are the ones mostly held by men for their friends who are quitting the bachelors end for husbandhood and are mainly attended by men only save for some loose morals!They are something like bridal parties for the brides!So we stayed together till late into the morning and had fun with my friends from the same calling!While in one of this canivores of here, i met this lady who i reliably remember is called lydia!Now while at the same joint she got messed up!She is the loose moral type i have been talking about here!She has a fairly well paying job and she looks comfortable in my view.But due to the zeal of using men she cant buy herself a decent drink and have her fun and walk her inventory home!She is one lady you couldn't trust with your Kid brother,she is a serial dater and information in my small head tells me if you risked offering to buy her a drink she would want to brokenise you or simply she would drink too fast and too much so as to make you broke and run away!So most guyz that know her trademark as being such have shunned her company!So there was these fool that fell for her coz of her inventory which she skimply flashes and invited her to this place called Summit.Its a nice place to be and every other girl you date would want to be taken there.So she steered this fool there and drank him broke and then fled on foot with her buddiez just imagine she cant a fford a cab which is hardly two dollars here!So this fool and his buddiez caught up with her and her friends and ra********* them each with five guyz and they were left for their dear lives!

So i was stupid suprised on finding her with anaa crowd of guyz and all merry making and she was boozing in her trademark style!Now i used to think i was the only fool around but i realised i got a patner!I bet this ones too had a story to tell!Imagine someone ra******** you at around four in the morning and then hardly four months later you are at it again?Some one told me women this days have their own money and dont kowtow men for fun !I mean if you dont have a man in your life cant you just sit there and have your fun and go home or wait for a potential suitor honestly?Does she have an idea how many of us were single in that club!That is not even funny she was in the company of men my elder brothers age surely!

Back to commandments!Forget about the ten!Those we dont even wanna talk about them coz they are sacred!In what i do or rather the nature of my calls we have something we call commands.Unkown to most of you there is a system called Linux just like MS Windows and its installations and configurations are done by commands,failure to which you dont achieve the desired result and hence failure.Even windows before it became the vanilla it is today it started using commands up until some one thought of the mouse otherwise you were supposed to put your butt down and type hundreds of pages from command prompt and you had to follow the stipulated commands.So in a nutshell everyhting got commands or rules to play and so do sugar mummiez!Now i told you here about some guy with his lover mama!He is been basking on the oldwomans glory and having the fun of his life!He recently started screwing about and the mama was kinda upset with his unbecoming trend of coming late and need i tell you commandment number one anymore which is you must get home early!Secondly he doesnt like to work and prefers to sit and lazy about even fetching a panty for himself is abit a problem!So this means he is being dressed by the mama!We have been meeting recently and having one over some gossip and he looks flashy and guyz have been mistakening him for a flashy CEO manning the public toilet!Anyway when you meet him he brings forth the image of a well to do man and those of us who know him just swallow our software with a warm sneer whenever he stands to brag!There are things i'd rather let pass than dare do!So he cuts across the figure of a well to do man when some of us obviously appearing weather beaten coil our balls inwardly!

He has been bragging and i wonder why a man cant approach a lady and tell her he is broke and wont mind a drink from her coz i honestly believe times have changed and so have fortunes so the vitriolic chauvinistm we have been habouring has no place in any modern society!Anyway he has been having a complex that he cant take a drink from a woman while we know where he gets his brag from and some of us who know him have been tight lipped about him!So recently we were about four of us guyz while this lady we helped get a greener pasture abroad had come visiting and she was kind of saying thanks to those of us who helped her get there!So he came in and abused us for downloading from this woman's site in a pub!He didn't have even the slightest of ideas what our relationship with this lady was and he went lambasting us with every word and amazingly such fools know how to lambast fools like us!We pretended he wasnt talking to us and we dint hit back coz it was all unneccessary for us to waste our energy!

As fate would have it he was caught laying in a some place this morning at the time i went to blog!The mama is known to me and so she called me to inform me that he was throwing him out for infidelity,she had no idea what he had given us a week or so ago and i asked her why and she gave me a bloody story for an hour and half on phone about how he has stayed late in pubs with women and at the back of my mind kept asking myself if she had an idea how he lambasted us with our ladyfriend!Anyway the guy has been kicked out and am all smiles coz the sugar mummy thingy had gotten into his head but i cant help but wonder who his next victim is gonna be!So next time you see someone seduce you with eyes in a pub coz am told that is his style pliz be weary and lock the container tight!Byeeeeeeeeee guyz thats just one of the fool (me)'s escapades here!

Am Ouuuuuuuuuttttttttt guyz see yah later!Your comments and or mail keeps this fool running!Though shall not break or flout the commands ASAP!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

mmmmmmmmmmmmm no comment though....... but i

Anonymous said...

Ok so u are tellin me u wouldnt have a sugar mummie despite all the money u would make outta her?!
I absolutely dont BELIEVE u enstranged hubby!!
Anyways keep being good coz the BIG guy above wouldnt like it if u went astray like yo foolish friend over there!
there's always a price to pay.
Am outta here!

Knoppix!® said...

Well there are no longer sugar mummiez in my world coz i should have gotten one and a thought of someone coming to make me sillier than i already am makes me cringe in fear!