Fools and Abbreviations and Smileys!

Memories and not just memories but good memories are the best things for one to have and reminicse about at times!Atleast everyother fool has one and at times when you are daydreaming you go through one or the other.I had my fair share the other day when i remembered my first day in school.That is what everyother fool in town doesnt want to talk about,but anyhow even if you are in your last sem for your Phd or masters or wathever it is there was this first day in school.Mine wasn't really eventful as much as i can remember but i know i cried and cried until i had to go and fetch my mum from class since i joined the school where she was a teacher and literally demanded that she takes me home and give me tea to my suprise today she obliged and yes since i am the last born what wouldn't i get anyway!

Some how this day has marked a very significant part of my life coz its the day i started learning all the shiznit in my head ,but anyway i wasnt having this in mind when i lay down to blog but fools talk n talk but i will keep this brief!Since i learnt about blogging thro some chatroom that got all the fools you may want to know and those you may not want to,i encountered some hard lessons that i believe so many others have ,but wouldn't rather talk about them openly but i find them rather good and a good passtime to remember and laugh inwardly!

Once in a chatroom there is this typing adrenaline pumping since one wants to catch up with the pace of the conversation!So there comes the modernity of it or should i say the chatroom slang .I believe whoever thot of it had in mind the idea of getting to reduce so many words into a simple abbreviation or that sort of stuff!
So there are lots of this abbrevs' that some leave you baffled and in stitches!
I remember my friend Dickson sent me laughing ,when he told me how annoyed he got when in a certain chatroom he was assailed by the 'ASL' message by his other mate.He got infuriated that he showered the other chatmate with a tonne of lashing and other vulgars,coz he felt abused .Then on learning what it actually meant after doing rounds in the office asking what it meant and everyone was laughing at him only to discover that it meant age,sex and location!Damn!Thats anaa fool for you!

Then there was me and Loool,that was this person rolling or what was up,everyother person in the room was looooooooling or was it rolling then i wondered how the whole room was loooling!I gaped for a day or two when anaa friend -whom by the way i feel he expired and i should dispense of him coz he is mteja since our last drink together and a mugging ordeal and all that followed i have never seen him-told me what it meant ati lots of laughter washana naye!I was humbled by my naivity and just tickled inwardly!Then many others followed like Brb,which i was told meant 'be right back'.Wapende wasipende most fools never knew what this meant but i know my friend Sa* will insist she knows what it meant!

By the way its imperative to mention that she also pressured me into how to use those tuvitus that smile or mock you or are they smileys?I bet they are,she used to flood me with them and i had no idea how i could use them or even get them and make fun of them but somehow i had to learn and thanks to her amusing choices .

In a nutshell don't you think its fun venturing and learning the stuff that you thot you should have been knowing only to discover you dint!Then worse still its something small and cheap to learn!You'd be a fool to say or imagine you knew this things but my point is we all become fools for the first time and then learn but if it happens again ...........................................shindwe!Just remember some of this things that you couldn't get right but you now do and i think it will make your day!

The Storm is Over.................Lets Talk Of Something Else!

Now that the referendum is over and the winner known and the looser clearly beaten,what next for the fools and all the hullabaloo there was?To be honest i knew what the refrendum was about but i dint care much to read the units there were in that piece of book but i had expectations some of which i had spoken of herein!So weighing my options i couldn't help to chirp at what losses and irritations that i had gannered in all this!

To begin with i hate to think this but i certainly have to contend with another round of the same shit from this whorish Mps when they will make another unit for us to read in the name of a proposition in the words of a constitution.So soon they will be on our butts telling us what the hell they think.Then again i thought with the new constitution we should have had our babeskis to have to face a court process to dump us and or even if found cheating on us they would have it rough but oops it dint work!And some other more strigent measures in the same line if they mess with us.damn you have no idea how they mess us up at times!But what do we do for that matter!Stay on and vumilia.......endangered species ,thats what we men are,or are we?

Then again it was a pigment of my imagination that i would inherit my dads knowledge and only if this were possible but you'd be dumb to imagine it could be!At times fools imagine and this no one can stop not even the mps themselves!In the same breath i thot that we could have free booze on holidays,free day out of office after earning and even free everything that you can imagine!But that has come to pass,i wish i were the Ag i would have drafted something pretty that every fool would have gone for!

In a nutshell most fools had great if not high expectations from this document but that has not been the case and so any fool intending to talk to me shouldn't bring that topic anywhere near my ears coz ma stand is as was where was basis!I dont wanna listen to all that post loose analysis that most fools have been talking about.I remember some others tearing into each other in other forums especially chatrooms and you could even think they were being paid i wonder what they will have to say!So lets do something else now and move on fools.We need to cut the idle talk there was before this shiznit cameup and move ahead-work-and why dont we even busy ourselves with something like christmas or even new year!Damn.................................!

Of fools & Ownerships.....................Stop it Fools!

Somethings just amaze me and send me cogitating my mind into daydreaming and all the lousy imaginations that come with it!Dont you find it rather amazing that someone can just come into your life and suddenly domineer you into some lousy kind of your own self!Just imagine hooking up with that dream guy or chromeski or anyone there about and suddenly this person performs a coup de tat on you,he or she wants to own you,lease you or such kind of shiznit that doesn't really add up to anything sensible!

I have been a victim,guess because am a fool or maybe something else of that sort.I wasn't exactly able to tell who the fool was here but there is this chikski i met a while ago and all was fine till four or so months ago and all went haywire or whatever the word is.Suddenly after exchanging all the vows there should be in a relationship or plainly put ,after setting the rules of the game and after i was told ati you know i have my principles - i wonder which chromeski doesnt have principles coz all of them say they do, but you get to know or see none-we started playing the game.The suddenly she started owning me.When she calls my office and doesnt find me in,she reaches me on my mobile booth only to ask me where are?What are you doing?When i say i am working outside she still wants to know what i am doing i wonder she wants a breakdown of what i am doing.daaaaamn...........i wondered wether i was bought without my knowledge.I mean what business does a chromeski have demanding to know what ur doing and she now thinks she is married to you so as to commandeer you around in whichever way she feels and more often than not she doesn't have anything new to tell you about just the same old stuff!Your guess is as good as mine ,i had to pull out and declare a romantic state of emergency!So as for now my firewall is tight around ma heart and no one is going penetrate so easily and its also coupled by a romantic anti-virus thats good enough,thanks to the failure of the new katiba that i hoped could solve my puzzle with chromeskis!

But that said,it doesn't mean that jamaaz have any niceties to write home about either.They also have their portion of foolishness that just wont go away.When they ,i dont know but they behave as if they have given their brains some leave off duty.I wonder why some guyz send their thought process on leave then they feel they own their chromeskis.For the chromeskis that think when ur jamaa refuses that you dont go out with buddies or wants you to seek permission to even go for a leak..... ati he loves you ur fools!That sort of jamaa has no business being in ur heart,just put on ur firewall if you have one and show him the door.Coz he wants to own you like an accessory that he can use like he'd want and he's just fooling about with you.I mean personal liberties should be there and should be seen to prevail at all times.Ati when you wanna go pooophoing ati he or she asks you where ur going....rubbish!

So for the fools when you notice he or she wants to posses you or the other way,quickly dispense with that person soonest possible coz he/she is not the right person for you!

Avoid some reckless control like a cancer or else you will have not ur peace but some modern day romantic bondage that is irritating.So there you go ,just but the fools'concern!

Reliving the kid life......................just in a dream!

Yesterday i had a funny dream that confused me almost the whole of today!Dreams, always have ideas that i always do not entertain in my thoughts when i am doing anything whatever it is i may have dreamt of or about.But this particular one caught me pants down!Firstly i forgot and overslept ,then after waking up and doing everything in a huff i headed to the bus stand only to realise i had forgotten my wallet and then ran back and picked it.Then proceeded to the stand again only to discover again i had forgotten my phone and office keys, and tell you what,i went back and decided to sleep afresh coz this was madness and i wasn't able to tell what i had forgotten again so i slept on till mid – day and then strolled into the office pretending not feeling so well!The whole office was like......where the hell has he been and what does he think he is and i was like a fool of course!Looool.

For the bright fools you know what this dream was all about!It was a kid dream that really amazed me!Just imagine dreaming that you were still age six upwards to ten.I was amazed driving those juggernauts of cars that we used to mold and drive around making noises of some cars that barely existed.I saw myself drive and beat all my other opponents in some imaginary race just like the shakah Mettah of the time those days when safari rally was what it was.Then at some point i got bored and we started making some ugali using soil and you know what..........U*.How times fly by?My dream would have been incomplete without cha baba na mama!What sort of game was that honestly?We must have been crazy or something like that,i mean try to play the same game today with the same person and you will see what happens!

After waking up i started putting my dream together and i was flabbergasted at what childhood really meant and what it was all about in those days!Given an option i would opt for the kid thingy coz you had a blanket cheque to do things like you wanted.No wonder what we live today is what our forefathers dreamed of and we dream to live what they lived!just imagine you could walk naked the whole the whole day,you could be bought whatever you wanted ,eat what you pleased and even decline to all together,what a life it was?The kids of these days have no idea of what childhood was for their mothers and fathers.One amazing thing that tickles me at the thought of it is a case where, a chromeski that one has been dreaming to date was once someones wife during the cha baba na mama game..... how funny!But right now she is prize that one has to work for!I wish i was we were kids for even a day ,i would rule the world!Coz with my knowledge from adulthood ,i would call for elections in the neighbourhood and get all the kids would vote for me then i rule them!

I dont know but this was a dream that got me reminiscing of our times ,and i wouldn't help the kind of nostalgic feeling that engulfed my feelings ,just imagine the Nyayo milk that we used to drink for free even though it wasn't that free economically speaking.Then we could cut those packets of milk into solitaire like cards and play as we headed home by the roadside!But i guess for the fools that were being dropped and picked and or had the softy life this is not your kind of dream coz for some of us even putting on shoes was a luxury and you were viewed to be rich and hence ostracized from the rest.

So now you know what kind of dream i had ,have your pick whichever way you please but that was mine and sometimes fools also dream!

John and the four fools...................

Being what i have been,it took me a while to put together what a certain song meant and when i did i couldn't tell anyone about it but just marveled at my foolishness!This is a true story by the way.There is a office next to one of my bosse's endless ventures that has got me laughing and much more laughing.I was sitted on the loo and right in front of me was this very common baboon that hangs on every other toilet door, that keeps telling you to do something as if boarding on the loo is nothing.I guess it hates those kind of jamaaz that stay in the loo for long as if they pay rent for the loo!

I decided to ignore it but it couldnt get off my face with its scary face and i decided to do something!Think and think and even think more!Then this office next door came into mine.For purposes of anonymity we will use or rather i will use office A as my boss' office and B for the other office!In office A there are two fools and two in office B.The fools in office B are chromeskis and obviously the ones in B are bachelors to call them the least!Now in B there is Joan and there is Sandra.Sandra is madly in love with chris in office A and Joan is also in love with Collins in A!Now this group of fools have done lunch coffee and what not not in the last two or so weeks and lines ahve been drawn out and then something strange happened!

Sandra started seeing things diffrently i dont know wether it was spritual,emotional or stupid all together!Sandra switched feelings from chris to another bachelor who isnt a fool kind of and now chris is feels like he is in a quagmire of sorts!Chris feels sweet and superb at chromeskis but this time he was caught pants down!He is the kind of guy that feels every other chromeski wants to bed him and he is the type i love to hate!Unfortunately for Sandra This other guy he switched feelings to is not intrested to play ball with her!Joan & Co are romantically tight!

After hard toughts back and forth i started asking mi self quizez that only fools can answer!This two affairs were instigated or intiated if you like by the fools from office B!Are chromeskis badly in need of John or what is the world coming to?Secondly sandra hasn't even expressed her feelings to her switch and it makes me wonder when will chromeskis go for what they want?Why cant she match up to this jamaa and tell him her heart and get the response there and then!Finally why is John so unfair!he drives p'ple crazy or wathever!i dont know but someone maybe tell me ,maybe i am seeing things diffrently!But me thinks John is unfair!

Premiere Gawuo........................!

In the recent past we have seen and even witnessed ugly and murky scenes of violence in our country that often occur around election and even when we have contetious issues at a public or political level .Scores of people have been injured some killed and some maimed and of all this some are innocent or even some gulity but depends on which side of the coin you are looking at.Not so long ago some young harmless schoolkids were shot and killed.Then you cant help but wonder whom to blame in all this,is it the politicians,is it the police or the mob?Maybe maybe not.

Lets look at it diffrently.Who is a fool?To my very layman's knowledge afool is one who does things and or always sees things diffrently from the general or universally acceptable view.i dont want to offend any of my colleagues (fools) but i think save for the school kids all these people killed in the rallies that are meant to drum up support for the new katiba are all fools.If you find this irksome lets do this again.In french for the fools that know it ;premiere gawuo means the first fool.The first fool is not usually the fool but the second and third are the fools.By now you should have known where we headed.What business does one have going to riot in a rally that doesnt concern him at all.

I mean,we have seen our brothers and sisters killed and injured at such public rallies and the we proceed to go and riot in such rallies.funny enough i am yet to see or hear of any politician injured and let alone injured but killed in such rallies.This politicians are just the same,they speak the same and lie the same so why attend the rallies cause mayhem and get injured for no good reason.Just stay at home or go on with your work as normal.So for the fools that died at costo if any of ur relas is reading this pliz take clue and heed it.
This politicians owe us lots of vibe in terms of non-perfomance and we shouldnt even give them any audience.We have premiered as fools before lets learn and beat them at their own game.

When you attempt to commit suicide, and you survive,you have attempted murder on state life,however much you may say its your life its not yours in the eyes of the state.If we had the law well followed the state sues you and you get a heavy penality for that .But in retrospect when you die of hunger or die at such a function they dont give a damn hoot about you, your life is just yours not the states anymore.So click the paradox in all this and know that the politicians dont give a damn about your life so why give a damn about their rallies ,just stay at home.look at how p'ple are dying in Ukambani and their politicians are the political harlots we have around and are still toying with the old idea of relief food instead of giving their people longterm solutions ,i cudn't even believe what i heard on radio that a grandfather has nine grandkids to fend for and he has nothing and never mind nine is the average family number of familymembers in that area.The area Mp is the cutest harlot around politically and even literally or so the fools say.

In a nutshell lets not be fools twice but just once and give the politicians a humble pie and they should have it and eat it!This guys dont care about us lets not care about their bloody stupid rallies and go on with our thingy,we have been fools before and we wont be that again-fools-not anymore!

My Buddiez....taking stock.........................!

I make friends very fast and loose them very fast at the same time and it dawned on me that being the whole saler or retailer of friends i had to take stock on how many of them i got and how much more i need and just how many of them i need to discard having gone by their sell by date and or have outlived the market demand of themselves.

My first friend is George and never mind he is my brother and him i will keep him on the shelve forever wether i like him or not.My second friend is Duke and him is a funny good to stock,he dissappears from the market and goes out of supply only to be brought about by someother salesman or saleslady and i dont want to mention this time he was broght back by a saleslady who doubles up to be his fiancee and i am not also saying that he is wedding this Dec and i cant wait for the wedding and for him he is still on the shelve seems i wont discard him being a childhood buddy!

My next friend David whom i also call Davy and for this one he just wont go away and he is always like cocacola that rakes in profits however much compe it gets!Much importantly i mustmention he wasnt my buddy he was my eldest brothers buddy and after he passed on he switched loyality to me and i am just about the only buddy he got on his shelve of buddies and he takes a huge shelve space on my shop.
My next friend is called Sospeter and did i mention he is my boss and this is the funniest of all.He is on my shop and will always be because he always ceases to be ma boss and becomes my brother and him and i always gossip and you know about what!So he is still around as long as my shop still operates!
Munene is my other buddy whom even if he says he wont pint anymore and that he has left it for good but i guess because he is broke looks like he is almost headed to his sellby date and i might phase him out soonest but i got lots of him in stock so i guess i shall have to clear of him then proceed to phase him !

Finally i cant part without talking about Sylvia whom i think if the bureau of standards came would have me arrested and charged with stocking expired goods.She is one that i should have phased out long ago!
I met Sylvia in one of my old enterprises and then she was attending some funny college in town and she used to my cables to communicate to her buddy in UK and she was often broke and so i often gave her rebates and we soon got to be the best of buddies though not intimately.After her college i helped her get some job and soon i saw her bulge from you know where and she started visiting her tailor often for adjustments and she dumped me and she has since been cold.Funny thing she cant even afford even a cup of coffee especially for me she even wants me to buy her the same but i dont mind and i am having hardtimes removing her from the shelves so soon i will bring her down and get the shelve cleaned for new stock.

Then i got this cable friends and many of them but thats a story for anaa day all together!So i finally have my stock card fully done except for the expired ones and S* you are the best of my cable buddies except your ass revolves around and i cant control you on ma shelves but soon i will have you docked!

Oga You Beda stop it.................!

If there's anything irritating it is anything that is unsolicited and something bad!i will keep this brief!There is this email account that i opened when i was still new to internet and since internet was free to me not literaly though so evryother site i went to i just left it there and soon or later i started recieving this unsolicited email messages and i did what any other fool could have done.I ignored it for a while and opened another one.i tried to forget it but i just couldn't so i kept visiting it and this west Africans just cant give up and Nigerians for specificity!

Many guyz have been approached by this idlers and felt victim to this goons.cant this guys get real and device another trick for conning us!For the fools who dont know:this fools especially nigerians who on getting your address mail you and give you some perfect business or fraudulent proposal and which if you are not carefuland or if ur selfish they will sweep ur pension and or account clean!

So since i promised to keep this brief this brodas from west africa should cut this crap and get more convincing stories and proposals coz we aint buying that crap we are way advanced now and stop spamming and or besmirching my dear email address.
For their information ,i want to use this address for clean and noble work so brodas quit the game and get a new trade oga,so chief anyimba,nankwo,adebagali and the rest of you funny named fellaz time'sup men,
I was brief ,wasnt i?

No Longer A Foooooooool.......!

Today am not upset like i always am and i kind of feel liberated from the chains of foolishness after taking stock of afew things here and there!I have never realised that i dint have time to listen to the radio up until yesternight when i turned on ma stove like tuner and the reason i haven't been listening to radio is simply because i either go to dose too cut after three too many never mind three is ma smallest quantity and or being the internet kleptomaniac i am i have all the stuff i want from music to peoples cvs thanks to this lousy softwares on the net that hack into peoples computers and get me stuff!

That being that. foolishness...... i went to bed early coz i had to be at work early so i went for ma smallest quantity and watered my gills and headed straight to ma shack and since i dont cook i had to passby the fry shop and have my share of the fries........ lousy food uh.. i should say!Finally i turned on my stove like tuner thanks to cheap asian technology shiznit just few reds and you are tuned in and you wonder what sense it makes to buy a cupboardsized hi-fi coz all of you tune in at the end of the day!Anyhow i tuned in into ma fav Fm station and this presenter asked a question from what he had heard or read ati:some jamaa divorced his wife and married his mother inlaw...yes he married the mother to the wife!Damn!And at that point i decided and or rather felt liberated coz what the heck of an absurdity is that?I mean what is the world coming to?Apparently i learnt this morning that it was a romanian jamaa and felt abit of relief coz its only those fools across there and elsewhere in the nordic countries that do such shiznit and get away with it!

Then i started figuring the possibilities in such a situation and what could be the sceneraios in that absurd marriage.Firstly refrences were a hard nut for me to crack.What would the kids refer to each other?Step uncle sister or step uncle brother!If they were to visit there mum's mum where would they say they are going;to our step mother grandmother or what?Then again what is the relationship between the chicski and her mum like?Thirdly does this jamaa have buddies and if so how would they treat him?I gave up figuring anymore and for the chromeskis back here we have heard of this things where ur mum thinks his son-inlaw is cute and believes she should get what you are getting from him so the next time you see ur mum next to your hubski get worried and worried sick!At that point i decided i am no longer a fool coz i think my foolishness doesnt even get near this romanian jamaaz foolishness i reckon mine is on the lower side.

Meanwhile if Michael Joseph -safaricom CEO- reads bloggs he should take ma concerns seriously because i am having or rather recieving unsolicited calls!I am upset with some callers who beep me and when i call back they ask me how i am and when i ask for the aim of calling they tell me they just wanted to know how i am fairing on!I wonder when this bufoons will find something to do and before they do i want to mark them as a spam so i can work without stress!So joseph since you are the best CEO so far in east and Central Africa do something and make a call daemon for this guyz Iam not even telling my readers what came into my mind when i first saw this thing on my mail inbox after mail i sent bounced i thot it was a demon or something so i want this beepers to get your demon or so they be scared and stop beeping me!

I will go for tea break fools if any is reading my blog and i will keep you posted on the developments laterz!See yah!

Nothing Works Anymore........!

I am upset again!Nothing seems to work anymore here in Kenia!I was thinking of disowning my status and move anywhere else in East or central Africa or even SouthernSudan which every other fool is talking of going to and they dont even know the capital!When you meet them in town or in a joint they are so enthusiastic about and yet they have no hard facts about the place.......ati Kenya imekuwa ngumu na hii serikali sasa tutaenda Sudan........n i am like kumbavutu the kibakistyle......wanaregarega tu wajinga tu...............pumbavutu..........!

Anyway Kenia is so stressful this days and nothing seems to work even such things as Zebra crossing that we were taught way back in Primo dont work......you can no longer cross on them let alone stand there!I wonder what the heck is Kenya coming to!Sio riots ,sio katiba,sio police shooting young harmless school kids,sio politicians vomiting on our doorsteps,not even even this old girlfriend that keeps beeping i even wonder when my mobile phone service provider will create a service to report some beepers as spam or junk calls i mean...........its just soooooooooooo ......hectic!

Since i cant even complete the list of things that work here at home i have to honour my part of the deal with blogger and tell you all the shiznit going on behind the mind of a fool!I went to the garage today to fix ma friend David's Heap!So this spare was missing and at the dealers its damn expensive and since David is ma good friend i had to do him this favour,i had to have it fixed and well!So being the fool i am i resorted to source the spare cheap and i very well know cheap is expensive damn.... ! foolz will always be that foolz!So this other fool agreed to supply the part and all day i have waited and he din show up and he ran with ma one g and as fate could have it ..it turns out the part was not faulty the mech and the other fool were setting me up!Just imagine being three fools.....the part fool,the mechanic and i ....whose gonna help the other.I was upset and din even pay the Mech....i told him to go and look for the part fool and pay himself!

I din even want to tell you about this two fools i met at the garage ........Now thats the problem of fools they just talk n talk.N way after finding ma first degree being so basic i want to go and get another in another field but finding a good college is hard, anaa thing that doesnt work here or if it does you have to know some other big fool up there or something like that mpaka i started imagining what if knowledge were to be inherited literally...........i would take ma dads degrees certificates and so on and dont forget ur dad and mine always tell us they used to be top in there class always you wonder who came last if all of them were tops and by the way does that mean our momz never went to class or what but that tells you this vitriolic male chauvinizishle never began the other day!So and then i wondered the way my dad back in the village is not abreast with information like he doesnt even know there is internet ..he even hates the mobile phone and so if i inherit his degrees will i be like him or what?I hope the new constitution tackles this caveat so i dont go to anaa colle while i can inherit ma dads knowledge!Now for the fool thats the fool who blogged this shiznit for you!He has to go .......................and water his gills for anaa day!Think about it!

Someone Tell me!

There is this presumably beautiful chikski.............in Europe i met in one of the forumz across the cablez!She is nice to speak to and funny all together!But she has just handed me ma diploma in foolishness by pulling ma strings all right!Infact she made me look like i attended some other poly(plastic)technic!She kind of hypnotised me into doing something i alwayz felt i din have time for.Then when i finally did it split us part!She got upset and was shouting not literally you idiot.........but we got the coldest cable buddiez can get!being the fool i am i did a text message to her and she din reply .............ati she din have units in her phone is a lame kenyan thot........so i cant buy it!in a nutshell she is upset with me and i want to redeem ma ass from her upseture!Someone tell ma ass what to do!She led me to do what i had no idea or time to do it n she got upset n for the bloody slow asses you av ur pictures leading into bedroomz ur wrong!Its something formal and worth doing!I like her at the very least and she makes ma damn day good coz she exhumez the folly in me!Someone save ma assssssssssssssss!
i wish i was a cat!I havent seen it shit or its shit all this time i have grown,i just gave you ma shit sometimes i look like a cock i do ma thing live infront of the visitors!Damn save ma asssssssssssssssssss.........................!

He's Gone!

So as i was saying,the fool that came on to ma desk has just left or rather he left a while ago!Your guess is as good as mine,for the slow ones he is ma ex's brother,i just even discovered he's not the fool,ma ex is the fool'Ati nilikuwa nakupitia nione vile unaendelea!I asked him wether he has seen how i am going on n caught him off guard coz he hadn't mastered the script as written by ma ex......looooooool.I was only being rude to express ma anger to ma ex, and then he went bonkerz .........confusing himself and i almost gave him a soda!But he dint merit coz the gold had been dug outta me by the siz, coz ma ex dint give him the correct instructionz on what to tell me,so i had to ask him how ma ex is goin on?He bluffed and told me how some other loaded buffon in town tried to make a pass on her and she refused!Mockery........ i thot coz she was a gold digger and she couldn't let it pass her by so i had to let this fool play with me !I told him how i loved her sister and she couldn't reciprocate and no you are wrong not in bed but mutually you bastard!For the fool in him he bluffed again this time saying ati she was thinking of introducing me to her parents.But a Godsend thing happened - the fone rang -n i had to take it - Thanks to technology - you never know when this bloody device rings!it made ma day i pretended i was needed somewhere and excused ma self!This bloody fool bro-inlaw to have been promised me to come by kesho i wonder what we will talk about!i swear i will tell you!
For now i have to still avoid ma ex!She is a temptation!by the way i like chromez n she is one i couldnt overlook until she made the pass!Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit there i go again.......................the fool in me !
Ok i will feel you in kesho!

Storm in ma cup!!

After lots of contemplation i finally gave in and had to blog!It keeps occuring to me that i may not have time to blog, but then when i looked at it i asked myself where i get the time to go and shout in aimlessly in chatrooms and then i rediscovered the fool in me!Its soo enormous that it cant just let you think freely!Oops...................... again yet another question what do i blog about anyway then i realised i had the answer right below ma hair!I always have a problem to distingush between a fool and myself and more seldom it turns out that i actually could be one coz what am i doing here in the first place!To qualify ma foolish thinking i realised i admire fools and they are ma third if not last passion!
Infact one has just sat on ma desk right now....................... let me gather is level of foliness and i will expose him right above!Looooooooooooooooool dont tell him i said so!He's ma ex's brother!